Psychiatrist Jokes

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Psychiatrist jokesI spoke to a psychiatrist she said I just need to come out of my shell
On this page, you will find pictures, stills, photos, cartoons, gifs, videos and images with context, punch lines and captions referring to sayings and conversations stemming from and referring to psychiatrist sessions. You will also find jokes about the psychiatric profession as a whole.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best funny viral funny psychiatrist jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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You never see a motorcycle outside a Psychiatrist's office
You never see a motorcycle outside a Psychiatrist's office

Motorcycle Jokes,  Biker Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Why didnt Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?

 She was the Queen of Denial!
Why didnt Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?

She was the Queen of Denial!


Egypt Puns,  Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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'if this shrink doesn't come up with something we'll be calling the godfather, godmother!'
'if this shrink doesn't come up with something we'll be calling the godfather, godmother!'

Godfather Jokes,  Funny Gay Jokes One Liners,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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Psychiatrist with bartending diploma
Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Diploma Jokes,  Psychology Jokes,  
    
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''Ok, so I have a thing about thunder!';
''Ok, so I have a thing about thunder!';

Lightning Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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psychiatric nurses be like

i dare you to throw that chair
psychiatric nurses be like

i dare you to throw that chair


Memes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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a guy goes to a psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap. the psychiatrist says to the guy, i can clearly see your nuts. see your nuts you nut
a guy goes to a psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap. the psychiatrist says to the guy, i can clearly see your nuts. see your nuts you nut

Funny Jokes,  
    
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psychiatrist?

you mean
psychiatrist?

you mean


Memes,  
    
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I don't understand why you pay a shrink.  I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.
I don't understand why you pay a shrink. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  
    
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Instead of an office visit, my psychiatrist should read my Facebook page and adjust my medications accordingly.
Instead of an office visit, my psychiatrist should read my Facebook page and adjust my medications accordingly.

Funny Ecards,  Facebook Joke,  
    
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Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist
Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist

Funny Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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A psychiatrist on a hike fell into a depression.

Depressed Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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You pay your psychiatrist with a sanity check.

Sanity Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )

GIRL: ......Yes!


Therapist Jokes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  Counseling Jokes  
    
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really wants to change.


Therapist Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes  
    
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