Psychic Jokes

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It's: 1-800-Miss-Cleo if you wanted to speak to a mind reader.
Sorry
It's: 1-800-Miss-Cleo if you wanted to speak to a mind reader.


Mind Reader Jokes,  Sorry Notes,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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''You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,''
''You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,''

Principal Jokes,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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This psychic sock monkey told me today is your 35th birthday...

Say what?
This psychic sock monkey told me today is your 35th birthday...

Say what?


35th Birthday Jokes,  Monkey Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Psychic Energy Readings & Guidance

We saw this coming
Psychic Energy Readings & Guidance

We saw this coming


Funny Pictures,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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Would you call a fat psychic

A large instead of a medium?
Would you call a fat psychic

A large instead of a medium?


Memes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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Why do we never see a headline that reads

Psychic wins lottery?
Why do we never see a headline that reads

Psychic wins lottery?


Memes,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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The good news is, you'll be spending Thanksgiving with a large group of happy people.
The good news is, you'll be spending Thanksgiving with a large group of happy people.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving,  Fortune Teller Jokes,  
    
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 happened to this lying ?
happened to this lying ?

Memes,  Tv Humor,  90s Jokes,  
    
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Will I complete my bucket list? 

Not yours, but somebody's
Will I complete my bucket list?

Not yours, but somebody's


Funny Jokes,  Bucket List Jokes,  
    
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If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?
If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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Psychic arrested again

Still didn't see it coming
Psychic arrested again

Still didn't see it coming


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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If fortune tellers can really predict the future, does that mean that when I go and slap them, they saw it coming?
If fortune tellers can really predict the future, does that mean that when I go and slap them, they saw it coming?

Funny Jokes,  Slap Funny,  
    
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Why isn't the headline, 'Psychic wins lottery' more common?
Why isn't the headline, 'Psychic wins lottery' more common?

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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i call as 'buk lau' to a psychic/con-artist w thinks i paid her $400 for the most bogus advice ever.

Asian Calls a Psychic Prank
i call as 'buk lau' to a psychic/con-artist w thinks i paid her $400 for the most bogus advice ever.

Pranks,  Prank Call Jokes,  Phone Pranks,  Funny Clips,  
    
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Psychic Cat

Looks into your soul
Psychic Cat

Looks into your soul


Funny Cat,  Fun Cat Pictures,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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