Psychology Jokes One Liners

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Can't get mad if you don't care
Can't get mad if you don't care

Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Funny True Sayings,  
    
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'if this shrink doesn't come up with something we'll be calling the godfather, godmother!'
'if this shrink doesn't come up with something we'll be calling the godfather, godmother!'

Godfather Jokes,  Funny Gay Jokes One Liners,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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''Ok, so I have a thing about thunder!';
''Ok, so I have a thing about thunder!';

Lightning Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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Bell, Bark and Kennel, a novel by Ivan Pavlov, chronicles the birth of the Salivation Army.

Psychology Puns,  Psychology Jokes  
    
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He's a Freud of psychoanalysis.

Psychology Puns,  Psychology Jokes  
    
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother.

Psychology Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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Degree in Psychology? Good. Have fun working at Starbucks.
Degree in Psychology? Good.

Have fun working at Starbucks.

Grumpy Cat Meme (theme),  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Starbucks Jokes,  
    
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I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.

Writing Jokes,  Psychology Jokes,  Funny Psychology Quotes,  
    
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Psychology - the art of pulling a habit out of a rat.

Definition Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Psychology Jokes  
    
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If it's free, it's advice. If you pay for it, it's counseling. If you can use either one, it's a miracle.

Counseling Jokes,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Jokes About Dogs,  Psychology Jokes,  Psychology Puns  
    
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I would probably find you more interesting had I studied psychology.

Psychology Jokes,  Funny Mean Insults  
    
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I joined the Tourettes society today. It only took a minute to swear me in.

Personality Jokes,  Psychology Jokes  
    
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My girlfriend came from Taiwan she has a taipei personality

Psychology Puns,  Cute Girlfriend Jokes,  Personality Jokes  
    
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Comedians are reverse psychologists. People pay us to listen to our problems.

Comedian Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Psychology Jokes  
    
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