Pumpkin Jokes For Kids

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Peter Pilgrim picked pretty plump pumpkins!
Peter Pilgrim picked pretty plump pumpkins!

Thanksgiving Tongue Twisters,  Tricky Tongue Twisters,  
    
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How I think I look

With braces
How I think I look

With braces


Memes,  Braces Meme,  Braces Jokes,  
    
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Waking up realizing it's Halloween.
Waking up realizing it's Halloween.

Funny Pictures,  Creepy Jokes,  
    
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Spooky pumpkin
Spooky pumpkin

Memes,  Student Jokes Humor,  
    
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Picky pinching pumpkins posed proudly.
Picky pinching pumpkins posed proudly.

Funny Quotes,  Tongue Twisters For Kids,  
    
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Pumpkin Carving Shank 9000
Pumpkin Carving Shank 9000

Funny Pictures,  Pumpkin Jokes,  
    
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I was a pumpkin once 

It was awful
I was a pumpkin once

It was awful


Grumpy Cat (theme),  Meme Cat,  Halloween Picture Jokes,  
    
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange?

So he could hide in the pumpkin patch.


Great Kid Jokes,  Jokes For Little Kids,  6 Year Old Jokes  
    
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Why did the little pumpkins cross the road?

To go to school.


Funny Appropriate Jokes,  Good Jokes For Kids  
    
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What did the pumpkins study at school?

Math.

What did they learn?

How to make pi.

Pi R Squared?

No. Pies are round!


School Jokes For Children,  Jokes For School Kids,  Pi Day Jokes,  
    
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How do you make a pumpkin stand?

Take away it's chair!


Pumpkin Jokes,  Kids Jokes For 5 Year Olds,  Best Kid Jokes  
    
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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.


Vampire Jokes,  Halloween Puns  
    
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.

Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"


Cute Girl Jokes,  Cinderella Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why was Cinderella not very good at boxing?

A: Because her coach was a pumpkin!


Cinderella Jokes,  Boxing Jokes,  
    
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