Pumpkin Puns

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Pumpkins are only for Halloween they say. Well, not the case in here. In this section, we give you 24/7/365 days of all kinds of pumpkin puns, jokes and memes. We don’t need to wait for any tricks or treats. We dive right on into some spooky, smashing, gut wrenching laughter.

We have added the most popular and viral pumpkin puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.


Softball Puns,  Cinderella Jokes,  
    
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Funny Pictures,  Good Halloween Jokes,  
    
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 i didn't think 's in the od

pick pumpkins for fun!!
i didn't think 's in the od

pick pumpkins for fun!!


Hood Jokes,  Humor Photos,  Pumpkin Memes,  
    
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Q: How do you fix a broken jack o'lantern?

A: You use a pumpkin patch.


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Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?

A: Youd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!


Cute Halloween Jokes,  Brain Puns  
    
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Q: What does a pumpkin tiger do?

A: Stalk its prey!


Tiger Jokes,  Tiger Animal Jokes  
    
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Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?

A: It had no guts!


Cross The Road Jokes,  Holiday Humor  
    
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Q: Why is a Jack-o-lantern orange?

A: So you dont trip over it!


Halloween Jokes For Kids,  Funny Question Jokes  
    
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Q: What do pumpkins eat at ball games?

A: Pulp Corn!


Eating Jokes,  Sports Humor  
    
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Q: Where does the Jack-o-lantern go to get his horrors?

A: A pumpkin soup factory!


Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids,  Fruit Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?

A: Because they just had their brains scooped out!


Brain Jokes,  Halloween Puns  
    
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Q: What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?

A: A Plumpkin!


Halloween Puns,  Holiday Jokes For Kids,  Best Jokes Ever For Kids  
    
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Q: What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

A: That was filling.


Pie Jokes,  Dessert Puns,  Childrens Jokes And Riddles  
    
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Q: Whats orange and goes putt-putt-putt?

A: An Outboard Pumpkin!


Orange Puns,  Halloween Puns  
    
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Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?

A: Cut it out!


Pumpkin Jokes,  Halloween Jokes For Kids,  
    
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