Punch Lines

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the reason there haven't been any more lethal weapon movies

is that danny glover is too old for that
the reason there haven't been any more lethal weapon movies

is that danny glover is too old for that


Danny Glover Meme,  Movie Jokes,  Old Jokes,  
    
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Bruce Willis 

Yippy kiy yay 

Because what else are you going to day when facing frightening odds?
Bruce Willis

Yippy kiy yay

Because what else are you going to day when facing frightening odds?


Bruce Willis Meme,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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Wachu talkin bout

Alan?
Wachu talkin bout

Alan?


Memes,  Alan Jokes,  Gary Coleman Meme,  
    
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I pitty the fool

Who don't wish Calvin a happy birthday
I pitty the fool

Who don't wish Calvin a happy birthday


Memes,  Calvin Jokes,  Happy Birthday Funny,  
    
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father's day this year was like your dad 

just came and went
father's day this year was like your dad

just came and went


Memes,  Funny Fathers Day Quotes,  Fathers Day Funny Sayings,  
    
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all these toilets....

and you still ain't
all these toilets....

and you still ain't


Memes,  Toilet Jokes,  All These Meme,  
    
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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.
Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

Funny Quotes,  Church Jokes One Liners,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  
    
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A new study suggests that people who feel lonely don't sleep as soundly as other people because it's hard to get comfortable with all those cats in your bed.
A new study suggests that people who feel lonely don't sleep as soundly as other people because it's hard to get comfortable with all those cats in your bed.

Funny Jokes,  Cat Lady Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  
    
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Jokes are like nominees, they can't all be winners.
Jokes are like nominees, they can't all be winners.

Funny Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  Award Show,  
    
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a user on reddit uploaded a picture of a cheetoh in the shape of a masturbating man

and if there is anyone w knows what a masturbating man looks like, it's a reddit user
a user on reddit uploaded a picture of a cheetoh in the shape of a masturbating man

and if there is anyone w knows what a masturbating man looks like, it's a reddit user


Funny Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  Reddit Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you're tired of my posts about atheism? 

Why don't you pray for me to stop?
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Bunnies fucking up: Bunnies fucking up your garden? Why don't you pray for them to stop?
Bunnies fucking up: Your garden? Why don't you pray for them to stop?
Oh, you're tired of my posts about atheism?

Why don't you pray for me to stop?


Memes,  Atheist Humor,  Funny Atheist Quotes,  
    
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i like to whisper romantic things after sex like

hey, go me.
i like to whisper romantic things after sex like

hey, go me.


Memes,  Don Draper Meme,  
    
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what's the difference between a lawyer and a prosute?

a prosute stops ing you after you're dead.
what's the difference between a lawyer and a prosute?

a prosute stops ing you after you're dead.


Funny Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me

cause rollercoaters actually make me scream.
why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me

cause rollercoaters actually make me scream.


Memes,  Diss Jokes,  
    
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The name is Bond, James Bond 

You may have heard my name from your mother's bedroom
The name is Bond, James Bond

You may have heard my name from your mother's bedroom


Funny Jokes,  James Bond Jokes,  James Bond Meme,  
    
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