Punchlines

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Punchlines are part of the joke that makes it funny. It is usually the latter part of the joke which is meant to give it "punch". We have rounded up the most hilarious punchlines that we could find from all across the Internet and have added them here to share with you. We have punchlines like, "Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.", "Found keys under couch cushion 97 problems to go" and jokes like "Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears." These are just a small sample of the punchlines you will find here we have so much more and add more to this section regularly.

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What'chu talkin' 'bout, Google?
What'chu talkin' 'bout, Google?

Memes,  Gary Coleman Meme,  Google Meme,  
    
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the difference between my ex and the anic is the anic only went down on 1,000 people
the difference between my ex and the anic is the anic only went down on 1,000 people

Funny Quotes,  Titanic Jokes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  
    
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Yo dawg I heard you were an Eagles fan

Thats the punchline
KAPPITS (1)
Giants: I heard that New york Makes the best Philly cheesesteak now.
Yo dawg I heard you were an Eagles fan

Thats the punchline


Meme,  Philadelphia Eagles Jokes,  Xzibit Memes (theme),  
    
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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? 

None. They just beat the room for being black.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.


Meme,  Light Bulbs Jokes,  Jokes About Cops,  
    
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Tells joke....

Paws before punchline.
Tells joke....

Paws before punchline.


Meme,  Bear Joke,  
    
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Who's got two thumbs and gets punchlines wrong? 

This guy
Who's got two thumbs and gets punchlines wrong?

This guy


Meme,  Guy Memes,  
    
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He's in the wrong sport. I think he should join the bobsleigh team

For he has a real talent for making teams go downhill at record speed
He's in the wrong sport. I think he should join the bobsleigh team

For he has a real talent for making teams go downhill at record speed


Meme,  David Moyes Jokes,  
    
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Still waiting

For the punchline
Still waiting

For the punchline


Meme,  Picture Comments,  
    
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im a made 

i suld dust something
im a made

i suld dust something


Meme,  Funny Lil Wayne Quotes,  
    
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i was never good at anything until i tried incest...

that's when i really came into my own.
i was never good at anything until i tried incest...

that's when i really came into my own.


Meme,  Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  
    
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You look like a horse 

In a man costume
You look like a horse

In a man costume


Funny Jokes,  Funny Horse Sayings,  
    
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I'm not ignoring your calls, I just enjoy my ringtone.
I'm not ignoring your calls, I just enjoy my ringtone.

Relatable Posts,  Comebacks,  Nice Sms Jokes,  
    
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Funny Jokes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  Intelligence Insults,  
    
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When people ask "Who you getting cute for?" 

"My damn self!"
KAPPITS (5)
mo: who you getting cute for?
lola: tude
lola: rude
lola: my
lola: hey
When people ask "Who you getting cute for?"

"My damn self!"


Meme,  Dress-up Jokes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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I believe in sharing the road with other drivers.  They can have the part behind me.
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Punchlines,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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