Punjabi Jokes

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She called me

Paji
She called me

Paji


Meme,  Haryanvi Jokes,  
    
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I whip my chunni back and forth

I whip my chunni back and forth

Punjabi memes
I whip my chunni back and forth

I whip my chunni back and forth

Punjabi memes


Meme,  Funny Punjabi Jokes,  International Jokes,  
    
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A month before exam. We refer to foreign authors.

A week before exams... We refer to local authors. 

On the day of exam. We become authors. "Yaar tu sirf heading bata de baaqi main khud likh lo ga".
A month before exam. We refer to foreign authors.

A week before exams... We refer to local authors.

On the day of exam. We become authors. "Yaar tu sirf heading bata de baaqi main khud likh lo ga".


Funny Jokes,  Indians Jokes,  
    
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Le boy

Hi...

Le girl showing attitude

Do I know you? !!!

Tmhari itni oukaat kahan
Le boy

Hi...

Le girl showing attitude

Do I know you? !!!

Tmhari itni oukaat kahan


Funny Jokes,  Le Meme,  Good Indian Jokes,  
    
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One day God erased a husband's memory & asked- Do u remember any one now?

The man told his wife's name, 

(God smiled and said) Format karke bhi virus nahin nikla.
One day God erased a husband's memory & asked- Do u remember any one now?

The man told his wife's name,

(God smiled and said) Format karke bhi virus nahin nikla.


Funny Jokes,  Punjabi Funny Jokes,  
    
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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan's Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu's When He Was Child.


Best Indian Joke,  Skeleton Jokes  
    
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My wife died yesterday.. I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out. What to do? 

No problem.. Just imagine she came back.
My wife died yesterday.. I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out. What to do?

No problem.. Just imagine she came back.


Funny Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes,  Mean Wife Jokes,  
    
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if somebody comes n tells u that u r fool, lazy & stupid! 

don't b afraid, go to him

catch his neck and tell him kisay r noo naa dasin
if somebody comes n tells u that u r fool, lazy & stupid!

don't b afraid, go to him

catch his neck and tell him kisay r noo naa dasin


Funny Jokes,  Funny Punjabi Jokes,  
    
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Whats Ford?

Santa: Gaari.

Whats Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.


Best Indian Joke,  Funny Punjabi Jokes  
    
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa you will die.

Santa: You will die because havent you heard train is coming on platform?


Train Jokes,  Funny Punjabi Jokes  
    
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Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed The Heart Of The Country?

Santa : It Beats, Beats, Beats.


Funny Punjabi Jokes  
    
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Santa : Among My Four Sons Three are Engineers

Friend: Fourth?

Santa : Useles, Dont Study, Became A Barber

Friend: Why, Dont you Throw Him Out?

Santa : Because He is the Only One Who Earns.


Engineer Jokes,  Barber Jokes,  
    
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes five days ago, he hasnt come back yet!

Santa: Why dont you cook something else.


Potato Jokes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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Santa: Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.

Doctor: Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature.


Bad Doctor Jokes,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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Banta asked Santa: Why ManMohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Santa: Very simple, because He is PM not AM


Indians Jokes,  Best Indian Joke  
    
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