Qa Jokes

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I dare you to post a number in my ask:
I dare you to post a number in my ask:

Ask Me Anything,  Fun Questions,  Questions Jokes,  

Ask Me Anything
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Ask Me Anything,  Fun Questions,  Social Media Meme,  

Q: What is the best Birthday gift for Jacob?

A: A bag of Pedigree dog food

Twilight Humor,  Gift Jokes  

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Vermont?

A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Vermont Jokes,  Jesus Humor,  Wise Man Jokes,  

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Kobe Bryant have in Common?

A: One screws little white Virgin women, the other is a little white Virgin Woman

Kobe Bryant Jokes,  Virginity Jokes,  Jokes About Michael Jackson,  

Q: What is the difference between a Hawks fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Funny Baby Jokes,  Atlanta Hawks Joke,  Crying Jokes,  

Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?

A: The Atlanta Hawks.

Nba Jokes,  Atlanta Hawks Joke,  Greatest Disses,  

Q:What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

A: WattahhH!!!

Thirsty Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Q: Why does Madonna and Alex Rodriguez make a good couple?

A: They go well together since he hit 50 the same year she did!

Madonna Jokes,  Alex Rodriguez Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  

Q: What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?

A: Saa Lee

Sister In Law Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  

Q: What does Bruce Lee eat when he's hungry?

A: WhoppahhH!!!

Hungry Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  

Q: Why did Amy Winehouse snort artificial sweetener?

A: She thought it was diet coke.

Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Coke Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Bruce Lee is so awesome chuck norris pissed himself.

Pissed Off Jokes,  Chuck Norris Joke List,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  

Q: How do you know you've found Amanda Bynes?

A: She has more rappers in her than your Ipod

Ipod Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  Short Hilarious Jokes  

Q: Why doesn't Demi Moore shop at the fish market?

A: Because Ashton is always bringing home crabs!

Ashton Kutcher Jokes,  Funny Std Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  

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