Qa Jokes

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Ask Me Anything,  Fun Questions,  Questions Jokes,  

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Q: What is the best Birthday gift for Jacob?

A: A bag of Pedigree dog food

Twilight Humor,  Gift Jokes  

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Vermont?

A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Vermont Jokes,  Jesus Humor,  Wise Man Jokes,  

Q: What is the difference between a Hawks fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Funny Baby Jokes,  Atlanta Hawks Joke,  Crying Jokes,  

Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?

A: The Atlanta Hawks.

Nba Jokes,  Atlanta Hawks Joke,  Greatest Disses,  

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Kobe Bryant have in Common?

A: One screws little white Virgin women, the other is a little white Virgin Woman

Kobe Bryant Jokes,  Virginity Jokes,  Jokes About Michael Jackson,  

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Q: Why did Amy Winehouse snort artificial sweetener?

A: She thought it was diet coke.

Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Coke Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Q: What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?

A: Saa Lee

Sister In Law Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  

Q: What does Ashton Kutcher consider to be safe sex?

A: When Demi Moore is out of town!

Ashton Kutcher Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  

Q:What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

A: WattahhH!!!

Thirsty Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Q: What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson?

A: Nothing, now.

Funny Michael Jackson Jokes,  Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Q: What's worth more than a black market kidney or liver?

A: Amy Winehouse's nose hairs!

Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  

Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick?

A: Amanda Bynes' temper.

Racist Asain Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?

A: Having Amy Winehouse as a nanny!

Britney Spears Jokes,  Funny Mom Jokes,  Amy Winehouse Jokes,  

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