Qa Jokes

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Ask Me Anything,  Fun Questions,  Questions Jokes,  

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Q: What is the best Birthday gift for Jacob?

A: A bag of Pedigree dog food

Twilight Humor,  Gift Jokes  

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Vermont?

A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Vermont Jokes,  Jesus Humor,  Wise Man Jokes,  

Q: What is the difference between a Hawks fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Funny Baby Jokes,  Atlanta Hawks Joke,  Crying Jokes,  

Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?

A: The Atlanta Hawks.

Nba Jokes,  Atlanta Hawks Joke,  Greatest Disses,  

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Kobe Bryant have in Common?

A: One screws little white Virgin women, the other is a little white Virgin Woman

Kobe Bryant Jokes,  Virginity Jokes,  Jokes About Michael Jackson,  

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Q: Why did Amy Winehouse snort artificial sweetener?

A: She thought it was diet coke.

Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Coke Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Q:What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

A: WattahhH!!!

Thirsty Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  

Q: What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?

A: Saa Lee

Sister In Law Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  

Q: How do you know you've found Amanda Bynes?

A: She has more rappers in her than your Ipod

Ipod Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  Short Hilarious Jokes  

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Ashton Kutcher?

A: Santa Claus stops after 3 ho's!

Ashton Kutcher Jokes,  

Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite film?

A: Coo Lee

Film Jokes,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  

Q: What does Amanda Bynes and Barbie have in common?

A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Barbie Doll Jokes,  Brain Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  

Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink Whiskey?

A: Because it makes him mean.

Simon Cowell Jokes,  Whiskey Jokes,  Mean Jokes,  

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