Question And Answer Jokes For Kids

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Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails
Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails


Carpenter Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Hammer Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they have honeycombs.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they have honeycombs.


Bee Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Honey Jokes,  
    
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What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?

Rust in piece.
What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?

Rust in piece.


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Metal Jokes,  Short Clean Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Derp did you did your homeworks?

Yes.

Oh good did you washed the car?

Yes.

Derp what time is it?

Yes.
Derp did you did your homeworks?

Yes.

Oh good did you washed the car?

Yes.

Derp what time is it?

Yes.


Memes,  Computer Guy Meme,  
    
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Hey Carl

Caaarrrllll

What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie Carl
Hey Carl

Caaarrrllll

What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie Carl


Memes,  Zombie Puns,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?

Because it said concentrate....
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?

Because it said concentrate....


Funny Jokes,  Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Dumb Blonde Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Have you ever been so excited to go outside

That you started to fly?
Have you ever been so excited to go outside

That you started to fly?


Memes,  Flying Jokes,  
    
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Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs in your bed.


Ocean Jokes For Kids,  Ocean Puns,  Crab Puns,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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"Mae me a sandwich"

I'm not permitted to prepare food.
"Mae me a sandwich"

I'm not permitted to prepare food.


Funny Siri Sayings,  Jokes To Ask Siri,  
    
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If Ohio state is in Ohio and Florida state is in Florida...

Where is Murray state?
If Ohio state is in Ohio and Florida state is in Florida...

Where is Murray state?


Good Jokes And Riddles,  Jokes About Oklahoma,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme)  
    
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If you throw a white rock in the Black sea at the time of full moon, what will happen?

It will get wet.


Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Funny Question Answer Sms,  
    
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What did the one fly say to the second? Time to send in the swat team.

Fly Jokes,  Police Puns,  Pun Jokes For Kids,  Lots Of Jokes,  
    
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What would harry be if he was not a witch?

A potter


Harry Potter Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !


Aliens Jokes,  Phone Jokes,  
    
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Q: What side of a wizard has the most skin?

A: The Outside!


Fairytale Jokes,  Wizard Jokes,  
    
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