Question Answer Jokes

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I hate quizzes. You hate quizzes. We all hate quizzes. Better yet, I hate answering questions but this is one of those one-time exceptions. You kind of get your Destiny’s Child on in this section singing Independent like, “question?!” So my man, what did the five fingers say to the face? Slap!

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny question answer jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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what happened when the tall person wanted to hang himself? 

nothing, he couldn't find a high enough ceiling.
what happened when the tall person wanted to hang himself?

nothing, he couldn't find a high enough ceiling.


Tall People Insults,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A golden retriever.
What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A golden retriever.


Golden Retriever Jokes,  Funny Dog Jokes,  Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a woman who can cook, clean, sew, hunt, fish, nurse, coach, inspire, knows sports, cars, is great in bed and is married to an Army man?
Q: What do you call a woman who can cook, clean, sew, hunt, fish, nurse, coach, inspire, knows sports, cars, is great in bed and is married to an Army man?

Funny Jokes,  Army Wife Jokes,  
    
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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?
How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Funny Jokes,  It Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes,  
    
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Are you the sun?

Because it hurts to look at you
Are you the sun?

Because it hurts to look at you


Funny Jokes,  Ugly Disses,  Ugly Insults,  
    
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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Vermont?

A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.


Vermont Jokes  
    
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Q: If you have a car containing a Catamounts point guard, a Catamounts power forward, and a Catamounts small guard, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.


Basketball Joke,  Driving Humor,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a Denver Nugget in the NBA Finals?

A: A referee.


Nba Jokes,  Denver Nuggets Jokes,  Referee Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you keep an Atlanta Hawks player out of your yard?

A: Put up a basketball net.


Atlanta Hawks Joke,  Basketball Player Jokes  
    
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Q: What do the Atlanta Hawks and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


Possum Jokes,  Common Jokes,  Atlanta Hawks Joke,  
    
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Q: Why did Kobe attend the Teen Choice Awards?

A: He was fascinated by the "choice" aspect of it.


Awards Jokes,  Kobe Bryant Jokes  
    
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Can't remember the answer to an exam question

Until you leave the exam
Can't remember the answer to an exam question

Until you leave the exam


Exam Jokes,  Brain Puns,  Fact Jokes,  
    
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Q: What does Amy Winehouse and Big Brother beauty Imogen Thomas have in Common?

A: Neither of them will be doing Giggs any time soon!


Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Common Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do men pick up Amy Winehouse?

A: With a stretcher!


Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  
    
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Q: Amy Winehouse just received the starring role in what movie?

A: Fraggle Rock: The Movie


Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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