Quick Blonde Jokes

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Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?

She couldnt find the eleven.
Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?

She couldnt find the eleven.


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Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?

A. Tell her a joke on Friday.


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Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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What is a blonds favorite rock group? Air Supply

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A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic.
Her husband says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
"Here boy!" she replies.


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How do you exhaust a blonde?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is quarter in the corner!


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Q: What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
A: Spot.


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Why do blondes pour water on the keyboard?

To surf the web!


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Question: Do you know what a blonde is waiting for at the socket?
Answer: for an e-mail.


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Q: What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

A: Optional.


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Did you hear about the blonde that thought an innuendo is an Italian suppository?

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A blonde walked in on her husband having an affair. She was so angry she pulled out a gun and pointed to the woman's head. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, don't!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"

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Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

A. To keep their ankles warm.


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Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A. To cover the valve stem.


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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

A. Fertilized


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