Quick Fire Jokes

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Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.
Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.

Funny Bear Facts,  70th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Today's fire danger level is...

We give up
Today's fire danger level is...

We give up


Funny Pictures,  Funny Public Signs,  
    
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So,

How was school today?
So,

How was school today?


Funny Pictures,  Hilarious School Jokes,  
    
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the rainforest cafe isn't realistic enough for me. part of the restaurant suld burn down by the time you finish your meal.
the rainforest cafe isn't realistic enough for me. part of the restaurant suld burn down by the time you finish your meal.

Funny Quotes,  Rainforest Jokes,  
    
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alan please i don't want an std

it will make my  pee a lake of fire please don't alan...
alan please i don't want an std

it will make my pee a lake of fire please don't alan...


Memes,  Alan Jokes,  Std Memes,  
    
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Fire, brimstone and the smell of sulfur

They don't leave home without it!
Fire, brimstone and the smell of sulfur

They don't leave home without it!


Demotivational Posters,  Sulfur Jokes,  
    
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Cory, house fire in Newark. I'm in the air. 

On it.
Cory, house fire in Newark. I'm in the air.

On it.


Memes,  Cory Booker Meme,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  
    
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hey, billy joel,

i started the fire.
hey, billy joel,

i started the fire.


Memes,  Billy Joel Jokes,  
    
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When Smokey the Bear passes you the AUX cord
When Smokey the Bear passes you the AUX cord

Funny Jokes,  Aux Cord,  Forest Jokes,  
    
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when girls say they only like t guys
when girls say they only like t guys

Funny Jokes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "you're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. 

Mitch Hedberg
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "you're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Mitch Hedberg


Funny Jokes,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  
    
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little johnny

you really don't want to mess with him
little johnny

you really don't want to mess with him


Funny Jokes,  Little Johnny Jokes,  
    
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Then everything changed 

When the fire nation attacked
Then everything changed

When the fire nation attacked


Meme,  Jokes About Cartoons,  
    
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everyone! chill the  down!

i got this !
everyone! chill the down!

i got this !


Meme,  Electrician Jokes,  Short Hilarious Jokes,  
    
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For y'all

An intense porpoise
For y'all

An intense porpoise


Memes,  Dolphin Puns,  Clever Pictures,  
    
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