Quirky One Liners

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There is someone out there for everyone, however, for some people that person might be five cats.
There is someone out there for everyone, however, for some people that person might be five cats.

Funny Jokes,  Aunty Acid,  The Best Jokes  
    
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People used to imagine that 2013 would be full of flying cars but all we have is blankets with sleeves.

Snuggie Jokes,  Future Jokes,  
    
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Keep death off our roads...Drive on the pavement.

Death Jokes One Liners,  Driving Humor,  
    
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The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.

101 One Liners,  1 Liners,  Funny Random Stuff  
    
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True, God made Heaven and Earth. But what has he done recently?

God Jokes,  Anti God Jokes,  Wacky One Liners  
    
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No one can read my poker face since my stroke.

Gaming Jokes,  Poker Jokes,  
    
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I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although its hard to find 32 of them.

Chess Jokes,  Bald Men Jokes,  
    
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Never play Scrabble with a beekeeper.

Scrabble Jokes,  Gamer Jokes,  
    
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My friend asked if I wanted to play electric-shock Monopoly. I jumped at the Chance.

Monopoly Jokes,  Gamer Jokes,  
    
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I no longer see my wife and kids, and its all because of gambling. I won loads of money and moved to Spain.

Gambling Jokes,  Gamer Jokes,  
    
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If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

Judge Jokes,  Prison Jokes,  Wacky One Liners  
    
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My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.

Student Jokes,  Class Jokes,  
    
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Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Shopping Jokes,  Mall Jokes,  
    
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Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.

Marketing Jokes,  
    
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Last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door...finally I had to let her out...

Hotel Jokes,  Kidnap Jokes,  
    
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