Quote Joke

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Therapist: What's wrong?

Me: I can't stop quoting Eminem lyrics

Therapist: Can you explain a bit further?

Me: I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like
Therapist: What's wrong?

Me: I can't stop quoting Eminem lyrics

Therapist: Can you explain a bit further?

Me: I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  Funny Lyrics,  
    
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When u walk into someone's room and see a "live laugh love" sign above their bed
When u walk into someone's room and see a "live laugh love" sign above their bed

Memes,  Bedroom Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Do you ever hate someone so much but you don't even have a valid reason

You're just like

No
Do you ever hate someone so much but you don't even have a valid reason

You're just like

No


Funny Jokes,  Hate Jokes,  Question Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry, my attention span is roughly the size of a pea so...

You lost me at hello.
I'm sorry, my attention span is roughly the size of a pea so...

You lost me at hello.


Pea Jokes,  Daily Humor,  
    
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Ermahgerd chermneyswerps!
Ermahgerd chermneyswerps!

Mary Poppins Jokes,  Ermahgerd Meme,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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I'd be a terrible superhero I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like "I literally just sat down"
I'd be a terrible superhero I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like "I literally just sat down"

Funny Quotes,  Superhero Jokes,  Super Hero Jokes,  
    
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Remember, what happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas.
Remember, what happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas.

The Bahamas Jokes,  Funny Vacation Quotes,  Funny Ecard Jokes,  
    
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Shoutout to all my thick girls that are insecure about their bodies

You can't spell cellulite without "u lit"


Funny Jokes,  Shout Out Jokes,  
    
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don't call me after 11:30pm talking about "wya". son, i'm in bed with my legs closed being a child of god.
don't call me after 11:30pm talking about "wya". son, i'm in bed with my legs closed being a child of god.

Funny Jokes,  Lmao Jokes,  Funny Stuff To Say,  
    
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A man that gossips is no longer a man
A man that gossips is no longer a man

Funny Quotes,  Gossip Jokes,  Man Fails,  
    
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It's your

"39th birthday"
It's your

"39th birthday"


39th Birthday Jokes,  Dr Evil Meme (theme),  
    
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Ex: I still love you

Me: I don't blame you
Ex: I still love you

Me: I don't blame you


Funny Jokes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  
    
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listen, i'm a nice person. so if i'm a  to you, you need to ask yourself why.
listen, i'm a nice person. so if i'm a to you, you need to ask yourself why.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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too many les, not enough bullets.
too many les, not enough bullets.

Funny Quotes,  Shooting Jokes,  
    
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New Years Update: Still broke
New Years Update: Still broke

Memes,  New Years Jokes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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