Rabbit Puns

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Some rabbit puns are so lame they make you want to pull your hare out. You wonder why anyone would even carrot all about these types of things. You visit your doctor and when you ask “What’s up Doc” and he tells you that you’re living on burrowed time. Lettuce quit while we’re ahead.

If you think of Bugs Bunny, I’m sure quite a few of his one liners come to mind when you think of rabbit jokes. Sadly I could probably do this all day but you’ll find much better ones here in our section of rabbit puns.

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"Excuse me waiter... There's a hare in my pancakes."
"Excuse me waiter... There's a hare in my pancakes."

Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'
'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Rabbit Humor,  Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  
    
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notorious gangsters, bunny and clyde.
notorious gangsters, bunny and clyde.

Mobster Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  Bonnie And Clyde Meme,  
    
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I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.
I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.

Make Out Jokes,  Funny Rabbit Jokes,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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speed mating 6-8pm
speed mating 6-8pm

Speed Dating Jokes,  Funny Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise


Easter Puns,  Cute Easter Jokes,  Best Easter Jokes,  
    
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My house is underground.

You've probably never heard of it.
My house is underground.

You've probably never heard of it.


Funny Bunny Sayings,  Funny Bunny,  
    
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Excuse me waiter, but there's a hare in my soup
Excuse me waiter, but there's a hare in my soup

Soup Jokes,  Funny Bunny Sayings,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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now you're just some bunny

that i used to gnaw
now you're just some bunny

that i used to gnaw


Bunny Puns,  Funny Bunny Sayings,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabbit.

Rabbit who?

Who Rabbit this gift with news paper?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabbit.

Rabbit who?

Who Rabbit this gift with news paper?


Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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Waiter...There's a hare in my pancakes
Waiter...There's a hare in my pancakes

Memes,  Funny Puns For Kids,  Puns For Kids,  
    
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You're lion. The bus is right hare.
You're lion. The bus is right hare.

Funny Pictures,  Lion Puns,  
    
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I hate rabbits.  They keep multiplying.
I hate rabbits. They keep multiplying.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Math Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Sometimes it's like she doesn't

Carrot all
Sometimes it's like she doesn't

Carrot all


Memes,  Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  
    
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I have no idea what you're talking about..

...So here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.
I have no idea what you're talking about..

...So here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.


Funny Pictures,  Lame Joke,  Bad Jokes For Kids,  Funny Bunny Images,  
    
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