Racist Colombian Jokes

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I expect every Colombian I come across to sound like Scarface (even though he was Cuban) or to be walking around with rolled up dollars in their pockets and cocaine around their nose. Some think it’s also safe to assume all Colombians are related to Pablo Escobar and all Colombian women look and dance like Shakira. Who can forget Juan Carlos, the donkey riding coffee making king that he is.

Here we have the added the funniest racist Colombian jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve found anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re here, do not forget to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
well they all kinda look the same
well they all kinda look the same

Steve Harvey Meme,  2015 Jokes,  Funny Quotes Of The Day 2015,  
    
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Office I swear to God!

Colombians make white coffee grounds as well!
Office I swear to God!

Colombians make white coffee grounds as well!


Memes,  Drug Memes,  
    
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i don't even have a joke

i just heard there were colombian prosutes
i don't even have a joke

i just heard there were colombian prosutes


Memes,  Bill Clinton Memes,  Colombian Jokes,  
    
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Not sure why Colombia has a lot of coke

Pepsi is better
Not sure why Colombia has a lot of coke

Pepsi is better


Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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He's Mexican

Must speak spanish
He's Mexican

Must speak spanish


Memes,  Mexican Stereotype Jokes,  
    
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Nice day to jump over the border

Isn't it?
Nice day to jump over the border

Isn't it?


Memes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  
    
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meanwhile, in colombia...
meanwhile, in colombia...

Memes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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remember to pay your taxes so the secret service doesn't have to haggle over $47 with colombian okers.
remember to pay your taxes so the secret service doesn't have to haggle over $47 with colombian okers.

Funny Ecards,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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Meanwhile In

Colombia
KAPPITS (1)
Jorge: Happy birthday
Meanwhile In

Colombia


Memes,  Colombia Jokes,  
    
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I'm colombian,

I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
KAPPITS (2)
ANDRES: i saw nothin
jen: true haha XD
I'm colombian,

I know a fake crime scene when I see one.


Memes,  Colombian Jokes,  
    
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Feliz navidad?

I'm calling immigration
KAPPITS (1)
steve: feliz navidad
Feliz navidad?

I'm calling immigration


Meme,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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"habla espanol?"

sorry i don't speak unemployed
"habla espanol?"

sorry i don't speak unemployed


Memes,  Spanish Racist Jokes,  
    
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Why is a mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay
Why is a mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay


Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Raciest Mexican Jokes,  Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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The United States wanted to get the Empire State building painted, so the job was put out to tender. The bids came in: a Chinese company offered to do it for 5 million dollars, an American company for 10 million, and a Colombian company for 20 million.

When the American authorities asked the companies to justify their figures, they responded as follows: the Chinese said "We will get the job done with the cheapest labour and materials."

The Americans said, "We will use only union labour and the best paint."

The Colombians said, "We will pay 5 million to the Chinese to do the job and split the rest with you."


Best Business Jokes,  World Political Jokes,  World Best Disses  
    
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"stop being racist towards hispanic people

they never cse to be s."
"stop being racist towards hispanic people

they never cse to be s."


Hispanic Racist Jokes,  Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  Funny Racist Sayings,  
    
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