Rand Paul Jokes

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I ran for president once.
I ran for president once.

President Jokes,  Homeless Jokes,  
    
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Rand Paul says his wife won't let him run for president.

But we all know he wouldn't leave a big choice like that to a woman.
Rand Paul says his wife won't let him run for president.

But we all know he wouldn't leave a big choice like that to a woman.


Memes,  Chauvinist Jokes,  Anti Women Jokes,  
    
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Not much like his dad, unless he's lying about half his positions

In which case, he's not much like his dad
Not much like his dad, unless he's lying about half his positions

In which case, he's not much like his dad


Memes,  Anti Republican Jokes,  
    
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I did not write my Wikipedia speech

Just like my dad didn't write his racist newsletters
I did not write my Wikipedia speech

Just like my dad didn't write his racist newsletters


Memes,  Rand Paul Meme,  
    
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"It's not my fault I plagiarized that stuff... I was in a drunken stupor"
"It's not my fault I plagiarized that stuff... I was in a drunken stupor"

Funny Quotes,  Funny Drunk Quotes,  Plagiarism Jokes,  
    
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Benedict ArPaul

"Ron may be his father but Mitts his Daddy"
Benedict ArPaul

"Ron may be his father but Mitts his Daddy"


Memes,  Mitt Romney Jokes,  
    
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Calls for an end to the TSA when detained

Because it kept him from attending a rally promoting gov't control of uteruses
Calls for an end to the TSA when detained

Because it kept him from attending a rally promoting gov't control of uteruses


Memes,  Rand Paul Meme,  
    
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rand paul to hillary clinton:
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rand paul to hillary clinton:
"where the were the marines?"

clinton: "eeeaannhhh!"


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  Hillary Clinton Jokes,  
    
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Rand Paul is straight up dangerous
Rand Paul is straight up dangerous

Memes,  Chris Christie Jokes,  
    
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I don't always agree with Rand Paul...

Oh wait, it seems that I do.
I don't always agree with Rand Paul...

Oh wait, it seems that I do.


Memes,  I Dont Always Meme,  Rand Paul Meme,  
    
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You Rand away
With my heart

Be my Yalentine
You Rand away
With my heart

Be my Yalentine


Rand Paul Meme,  Valentine Puns,  
    
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"just because the Supreme Court declares something constitutional

Doesn't mean it's constitutional"
"just because the Supreme Court declares something constitutional

Doesn't mean it's constitutional"


Memes,  Rand Paul Meme,  
    
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