Random Funny Sayings

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Can anyone make me a fake ID but like for Costco
Can anyone make me a fake ID but like for Costco

Memes,  Silly Questions,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Me: Exhausted and 15 seconds from falling asleep

My wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?
Me: Exhausted and 15 seconds from falling asleep

My wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?


Memes,  Funny Random Thoughts,  
    
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"if she stupid thicc and down with renewable energy, she finna catch this windmill i got in my dockers"

anderson cooper: "sir, do you have a question?"
"if she stupid thicc and down with renewable energy, she finna catch this windmill i got in my dockers"

anderson cooper: "sir, do you have a question?"


Memes,  Ken Bone Meme,  
    
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Can't even celibacy
Can't even celibacy

Celibacy Jokes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Baby, that cheetah...

It's a fast cat.
Baby, that cheetah...

It's a fast cat.


Christopher Walken Jokes,  Cheetah Jokes,  
    
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Adhd is just Add with better picture quality.
Adhd is just Add with better picture quality.

Add Jokes,  Jokes About Adhd,  Adhd Jokes,  
    
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I ate soup with a spoon way before it was cool

I just liked it
I ate soup with a spoon way before it was cool

I just liked it


Soup Jokes,  Matthew Mcconaughey Jokes,  
    
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Bean there

Done that
Bean there

Done that


Common Jokes,  Bean Puns,  Clever Puns,  
    
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before you criticize somebody else try to keep in mind that you are probably a piece of
before you criticize somebody else try to keep in mind that you are probably a piece of

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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i just wanna impact the world in a positive way while simultaneously tin on  w tught this  was a game.
i just wanna impact the world in a positive way while simultaneously tin on w tught this was a game.

Funny Quotes,  Motivational Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply have bubble wrap

And not pop it
One does not simply have bubble wrap

And not pop it


Memes,  One Does Not Simply (theme),  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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When you really bout the

Money u die for it
When you really bout the

Money u die for it


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Funny Mouse Pictures,  
    
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My dentist said I need a crown.

I was like I know, right?
My dentist said I need a crown.

I was like I know, right?


Memes,  Dentist Joke,  Dentist Puns,  
    
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