Rat Jokes

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wife: "wake up! i hear a rat eating last night's dinner.

husband: "go back to sleep, i'll bury it in the morning."
wife: "wake up! i hear a rat eating last night's dinner.

husband: "go back to sleep, i'll bury it in the morning."


Wife Bashing Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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guy: excuse me there's a large rat in the bathroom

barista: you mean a venti rat?

guy: go  yourself
guy: excuse me there's a large rat in the bathroom

barista: you mean a venti rat?

guy: go yourself


Memes,  Starbucks Meme,  
    
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How much y'all wanna bet that the rat is hitting a higher note?

Which one?
How much y'all wanna bet that the rat is hitting a higher note?

Which one?


Memes,  Taylor Swift Disses,  Jokes About Taylor Swift,  
    
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You're claiming your beagle is a guard dog?

You sneaky little rat
You're claiming your beagle is a guard dog?

You sneaky little rat


Beagle Jokes,  Accountant Jokes,  
    
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Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...
Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...

Mouse Jokes,  Funny Cute Love Jokes,  
    
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OMG tell me EVERYTHING
OMG tell me EVERYTHING

Memes,  People Be Like,  
    
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''It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?''
''It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?''

Work Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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When u a trap queen but your man get raided
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Snitch Jokes,  Funny Image Jokes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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Watch out a new breed of people

Running around these streets
Watch out a new breed of people

Running around these streets


Memes,  Fake People Jokes,  Funny Snake Jokes,  
    
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when he's killed a few  and told on some too...
when he's killed a few and told on some too...

Snitch Meme,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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They found this guy in "New York"

He ain't from NYC if he don't fold it first
They found this guy in "New York"

He ain't from NYC if he don't fold it first


New York City Jokes,  Subway Memes,  
    
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250,000 rats live in New York City and no one bats an eye

Put one rat in a subway train and everyone loses their minds
250,000 rats live in New York City and no one bats an eye

Put one rat in a subway train and everyone loses their minds


New York City Jokes,  Everyone Loses Their Minds,  
    
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new yorkers be like:

"why you scared b? s not even that big!"
new yorkers be like:

"why you scared b? s not even that big!"


New York City Jokes,  New York Jokes,  
    
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a ...

Sorry.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a ...

Sorry.


Funny Jokes,  Mouse Puns,  Funny Mouse,  
    
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False

It's not a guinea pig but a fat rat
False

It's not a guinea pig but a fat rat


Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  List Of Dumb Jokes,  
    
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