Really Old Jokes

 – 19 total
Yo mama so old she was a waitress 

At the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress

At the Last Supper.


Yo Mama So Old Jokes,  Yo Mama Comebacks,  Yo Mama Is So Old Jokes,  
    
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Year: 1962

Price per pound: $0.79

vs

Year: 2011

Price per pound: $4.77

We have to go back
Year: 1962

Price per pound: $0.79

vs

Year: 2011

Price per pound: $4.77

We have to go back


Back To The Future Meme,  Bacon Meme,  Funny Food Facts,  
    
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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldnt light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldnt light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

Corny Birthday Jokes,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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In addition to Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton, it's not rumored that Al Gore is gearing up for a presidential run. When asked why, Gore said, "Because I also have a last name from the '90s."
In addition to Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton, it's not rumored that Al Gore is gearing up for a presidential run. When asked why, Gore said, "Because I also have a last name from the '90s."

Funny Jokes,  Al Gore Jokes,  
    
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Chivalry

Not all girls like it. Just the ones worth dying for.
Chivalry

Not all girls like it. Just the ones worth dying for.


Demotivational Posters,  Chivalry Jokes,  
    
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School bus safety guidelines: 2011

-Arrive at least two hours early to bus stop for security check

-No bottled liquids or "lunch boxes" 

-I'ma write you up if you don't sit down and stop being a terrorist
School bus safety guidelines: 2011

-Arrive at least two hours early to bus stop for security check

-No bottled liquids or "lunch boxes"

-I'ma write you up if you don't sit down and stop being a terrorist


Funny Jokes,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  Funny Safety Images,  
    
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Teddy Roosevelt

The real most interesting man in the world
Teddy Roosevelt

The real most interesting man in the world


Memes,  Funny Presidential Facts,  Funny Historical Facts,  
    
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In the eighties, we didn't have the history channel....

We had Billy Joel
In the eighties, we didn't have the history channel....

We had Billy Joel


Memes,  Billy Joel Jokes,  80s Jokes,  
    
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Hey its Bill Nye the science dude

I went to high school with him
Hey its Bill Nye the science dude

I went to high school with him


Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Bill Nye Jokes,  
    
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Andrew Jackson's body guards

There to protect you from Andrew Jackson.
Andrew Jackson's body guards

There to protect you from Andrew Jackson.


Funny Jokes,  Andrew Jackson Jokes,  Security Jokes,  
    
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Happy unspecified birthday.
Happy unspecified birthday.

Funny Ecards,  Old Age One Liner Jokes,  
    
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It's my obligation is an attractive person to stand around and let regular people would enjoy my face.

Sup, gurl.
It's my obligation is an attractive person to stand around and let regular people would enjoy my face.

Sup, gurl.


Funny Ecards,  Retro Humor,  
    
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*1979* 

hey, what's a good movie 

for scaring a girl into sleeping with you? 

alien
*1979*

hey, what's a good movie

for scaring a girl into sleeping with you?

alien


Meme,  Aliens Meme,  Movie Meme,  
    
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Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.  You breast feed like this.
Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast feed like this.

White Chick Memes,  Funny Movie Memes,  Your Mother Jokes,  
    
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