Relatable Funny Quotes

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Please let me find $10,000 dollars on the floor tomorrow
Please let me find $10,000 dollars on the floor tomorrow

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Funny Last Wishes,  
    
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If gas prices keeping going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere
If gas prices keeping going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Gas Prices Jokes,  
    
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Going to rock bottom you guys need anything
Going to rock bottom you guys need anything

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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"Wya" gives me anxiety. Are you about to ask me to do something? Do I need to come up with a lie? Are you looking at me right now?
"Wya" gives me anxiety. Are you about to ask me to do something? Do I need to come up with a lie? Are you looking at me right now?

Memes,  Texting Humor,  Slang Jokes,  
    
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note to self:

stop buying .
note to self:

stop buying .


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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The dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration fo independence
The dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration fo independence

Memes,  Be Like,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Getting breakfast with your friends the morning after going out and sharing stories and looking like death is one of my favorite pastimes
Getting breakfast with your friends the morning after going out and sharing stories and looking like death is one of my favorite pastimes

Memes,  Funny Friendship Quotes,  
    
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When you;re having a nice time catching up with an old friend but then you feel a pyramid sales pitch coming
When you;re having a nice time catching up with an old friend but then you feel a pyramid sales pitch coming

Memes,  Salesmen Jokes,  
    
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i am so tired of these big  ties
i am so tired of these big ties

Memes,  Breast Jokes,  
    
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Today I had 800 mg of caffeine exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but God do I walk it hard brother
Today I had 800 mg of caffeine exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but God do I walk it hard brother

Memes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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I gotta stop flirting, I owe like 7ppl a relationship

My bad friend.
I gotta stop flirting, I owe like 7ppl a relationship

My bad friend.


Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  Friendzone Jokes,  
    
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Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible
Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible

Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  New Relationship Jokes,  
    
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Thong weggies r the worst like yes ur supposed to be in my ass cracj but dont be rude about it
Thong weggies r the worst like yes ur supposed to be in my ass cracj but dont be rude about it

Memes,  Jokes For Women,  Thong Jokes,  
    
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Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy

Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy

Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast


Memes,  Funny Sleep Quotes,  Breakfast Jokes,  
    
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Does anyone else just get urges to make random noises or am I just weird as fuck
Does anyone else just get urges to make random noises or am I just weird as fuck

Memes,  Funny Weird People,  
    
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