Relatable Funny Quotes

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Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now.
Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now.

Memes,  Punch Jokes,  
    
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I need a girl who I can have intelligent conversations with. Thoughtiana
I need a girl who I can have intelligent conversations with. Thoughtiana

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Love,  Name Puns,  
    
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I am a texter. Please  do not FaceTime or call me.. I will watch the phone ring.
I am a texter. Please do not FaceTime or call me.. I will watch the phone ring.

Memes,  Facetime Jokes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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The way my eyesight is set up don't ever assume I saw you
The way my eyesight is set up don't ever assume I saw you

Memes,  Funny Pieces Of Advice,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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 I only buy things at bars because I don't know what to do with my hands but then I get anxious I'm holding it for too long and drink it all and have to buy another cause I don't know what to do with my hands again
I only buy things at bars because I don't know what to do with my hands but then I get anxious I'm holding it for too long and drink it all and have to buy another cause I don't know what to do with my hands again

Memes,  Best Drinking Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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I don't even open my front facing camera anyone what I look is none of my business
I don't even open my front facing camera anyone what I look is none of my business

Memes,  Camera Jokes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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Due to personal reasons aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Due to personal reasons aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Memes,  Panic Jokes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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"Yes or no mom, they are already outside for me"
"Yes or no mom, they are already outside for me"

Memes,  Teenage Jokes,  Planning Jokes,  
    
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*jumps over my problems* parkour
*jumps over my problems* parkour

Memes,  Jumping Jokes,  Problem Jokes,  
    
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Nobody:

Me: I forgot what I was going to say
Nobody:

Me: I forgot what I was going to say


Memes,  Memory Jokes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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January was a tough year but we made it.
January was a tough year but we made it.

Memes,  January Jokes,  February Meme,  
    
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in the mood to tie my hair to the ceiling and and go for a ing spin
in the mood to tie my hair to the ceiling and and go for a ing spin

Memes,  Mood Memes,  
    
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How much do you believe in yourself?

I buy concert tickets before figuring out how I'm going to get there
How much do you believe in yourself?

I buy concert tickets before figuring out how I'm going to get there


Memes,  Tickets Jokes,  Concert Jokes,  
    
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U know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it our loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts
U know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it our loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts

Memes,  Card Jokes,  Self Esteem Jokes,  
    
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What's the most middle school thing you remember

"Wear a skirt with me tomorrow"
What's the most middle school thing you remember

"Wear a skirt with me tomorrow"


Memes,  Middle School Jokes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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