Religious Jokes One Liners

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Just remember, God made you in his image.

Who knew that Salvador Dali was God?
Just remember, God made you in his image.

Who knew that Salvador Dali was God?


Ecards,  El Salvador Jokes,  Salvador Jokes,  
    
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Every week I put the body of Jesus in my mouth, then I wash it down with his blood
Every week I put the body of Jesus in my mouth, then I wash it down with his blood

Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  Picard Meme (theme),  
    
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Joel Osteen says... 

Jesus said repent
Joel Osteen says...

Jesus said repent


Joel Osteen Jokes,  Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  
    
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 is a sin

said no lutheran ever
is a sin

said no lutheran ever


Lutheran Jokes,  Funny Beer Sayings,  Sin Jokes,  
    
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i opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats

prophets are through the roof
i opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats

prophets are through the roof


Memes,  Religious Jokes Offensive,  
    
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When you roasting Jesus and he finna come back with some heat.
When you roasting Jesus and he finna come back with some heat.

Memes,  Roasting Jokes,  Jesus Humor,  
    
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When you look up at God and wonder what trick he has in store for you next
When you look up at God and wonder what trick he has in store for you next

Memes,  God Humor,  Life Memes,  
    
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When you know for a fact that no weapon formed against you shall prosper
When you know for a fact that no weapon formed against you shall prosper

Memes,  Christian Humor,  Biblical Jokes,  
    
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Jehovah witness training center.
Jehovah witness training center.

Memes,  Jehovah Witness Jokes,  Training Jokes,  
    
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Faith is holding on to what others can't see
Faith is holding on to what others can't see

Memes,  No Hair Jokes,  Funny Religious Sayings,  
    
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I will heal you if you show me enough faith

Unless you're an amputee. Good luck with that, Stumpy!
I will heal you if you show me enough faith

Unless you're an amputee. Good luck with that, Stumpy!


Memes,  Best Amputee Jokes,  God Meme,  
    
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Oh dear Lord

What is wrong with people
Oh dear Lord

What is wrong with people


Memes,  Steve Harvey Meme,  Young People Jokes,  
    
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Francis says

There's a bad meme on the rise!
Francis says

There's a bad meme on the rise!


Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  Latest Funny Jokes 2015,  
    
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The real reason behind cell division

I consider myself a secular humanist...

I'm leaning more toward creationism....
The real reason behind cell division

I consider myself a secular humanist...

I'm leaning more toward creationism....


Funny Jokes,  Gene Pool Jokes,  Christian One Liners,  
    
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