Reptile Jokes

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What's the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?

One will see you later, the other after a while
What's the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?

One will see you later, the other after a while


Memes,  Alligator Jokes,  Crocodile Jokes,  
    
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I like having conversations with kids. Grownup never ask me what my third favorite reptile is
I like having conversations with kids. Grownup never ask me what my third favorite reptile is

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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yall  tryna save fifteen percent
yall tryna save fifteen percent

Memes,  Car Insurance Jokes,  Geico Jokes,  
    
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chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.
chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.

Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I need to save money"

Also: "I need a Gucci turtle"
Me: "I need to save money"

Also: "I need a Gucci turtle"


Memes,  Funny Turtle Jokes,  Gucci Joke,  
    
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"Can I interest u in some..... car insurance?"
"Can I interest u in some..... car insurance?"

Memes,  Car Insurance Jokes,  Geico Jokes,  
    
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He's got a lil pumpkin on his tum
He's got a lil pumpkin on his tum

Memes,  Snake Joke,  Pumpkin Jokes,  
    
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When fakes get mad and act like they don; know why you cut em off
When fakes get mad and act like they don; know why you cut em off

Memes,  Fake People Jokes,  Snake Puns,  
    
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when you upgraded to a fancy suite with large windows so you sw your  to all the peasants below
when you upgraded to a fancy suite with large windows so you sw your to all the peasants below

Memes,  
    
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Why do alligators walk like they just got their nails done?
Why do alligators walk like they just got their nails done?

Memes,  Alligator Jokes,  Funny Questions Without Answers,  
    
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"Make the pound great again"
"Make the pound great again"

Memes,  Frog And Toad Jokes,  Celebrity Lookalikes,  
    
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What?

Isn't this how you fish?
What?

Isn't this how you fish?


Dead Fish Jokes,  Snake Joke,  
    
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Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans
Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans

Memes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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i'm totally

tripping balls!
i'm totally

tripping balls!


Tripping Jokes,  High Meme,  Funny Animals Images,  
    
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Avoiding your ex in public like:
Avoiding your ex in public like:

Memes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  Short Funny One Liners,  
    
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