Restaurant Jokes

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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

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Naive waitresses bringing home kitchen guys
Naive waitresses bringing home kitchen guys

Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Server Memes,  
    
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Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous
Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous

Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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When I see the healthy part of the menu
When I see the healthy part of the menu

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  Bird Box Memes,  
    
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Why is this not on the menu at every restaurant?
Why is this not on the menu at every restaurant?

Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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"Is there anything worse than a heartbreak?"

You ever drove to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday?
"Is there anything worse than a heartbreak?"

You ever drove to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday?


Memes,  Broken Heart Jokes,  Funny Heartbreak Quotes,  
    
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Do you ever just ti there and think about Texas Roadhouse's rolls with cinnamon butter
Do you ever just ti there and think about Texas Roadhouse's rolls with cinnamon butter

Memes,  Food One Liners,  
    
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Didn't see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said " I had so much tea to spill that I didn't want to forget any details" lmaooooo
Didn't see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said " I had so much tea to spill that I didn't want to forget any details" lmaooooo

Memes,  Gossip Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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I like my woman a lil aggressive cause who gon send my food back when it's wrong ?!!

Her: Excuse me !! He dont like this !!
I like my woman a lil aggressive cause who gon send my food back when it's wrong ?!!

Her: Excuse me !! He dont like this !!


Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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Trying to spell restaurant on the first try
Trying to spell restaurant on the first try

Memes,  Spelling Jokes,  
    
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Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant
Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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I feel a Yelp review coming
I feel a Yelp review coming

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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When he passes up the food place that you wanted to ear at after you told him you did't know where you wanted to eat at
When he passes up the food place that you wanted to ear at after you told him you did't know where you wanted to eat at

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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My childhood dream has come true

Canadian eatery puts tiny chairs around the little 'table' that comes inside pizza boxes
My childhood dream has come true

Canadian eatery puts tiny chairs around the little 'table' that comes inside pizza boxes


Memes,  Pizza Meme,  
    
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