Restaurant Jokes

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Have you ever walked by a Cinnabon

I fucking swear nothing in this whole entire world smells better than the person you love
Have you ever walked by a Cinnabon

I fucking swear nothing in this whole entire world smells better than the person you love


Memes,  Jokes About Love,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"

Me:
"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"

Me:


Memes,  Play On Words Jokes,  Pun Pictures,  
    
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Stop trying to make IHOB happen

It's not going to happen
Stop trying to make IHOB happen

It's not going to happen


Memes,  Mean Girls Meme,  Ihop Jokes,  
    
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So @Wendys u just gonna let @iHob sell burgers on your bock? Thought you were the og?

Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.
So @Wendys u just gonna let @iHob sell burgers on your bock? Thought you were the og?

Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.


Memes,  Ihop Jokes,  Fast Food Jokes,  
    
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Waitress: I'm sorry your food is taking so long!

Me: *Presses forehead against hers* Listen to me. I know it's not your fault. I love you. I am tipping you 80%.
Waitress: I'm sorry your food is taking so long!

Me: *Presses forehead against hers* Listen to me. I know it's not your fault. I love you. I am tipping you 80%.


Memes,  Waitress Jokes,  
    
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The perfect restaurant name doesn't ex-
The perfect restaurant name doesn't ex-

Memes,  Titanic Jokes,  
    
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Me looking at the menu knowing damn well I'm getting what I always order
Me looking at the menu knowing damn well I'm getting what I always order

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  Beyonce Memes,  
    
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Is there anything better than enjoying one of our Spicy Chicken Sandwiches on a Friday afternoon?

Yes, enjoying one of ours on a Sunday
Is there anything better than enjoying one of our Spicy Chicken Sandwiches on a Friday afternoon?

Yes, enjoying one of ours on a Sunday


Memes,  Chick Fil A Meme,  
    
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me at a fancy  restaurant:

"ah yes, i'll take your finest chicken tenders"
me at a fancy restaurant:

"ah yes, i'll take your finest chicken tenders"


Memes,  Best Chicken Jokes,  
    
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Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I'm getting Chicken Alfredo
Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I'm getting Chicken Alfredo

Memes,  Squat And Squint Meme,  
    
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Whoever thought of appetizers was literally time  "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful
Whoever thought of appetizers was literally time "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful

Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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They told the waitress at Texas Roadhouse that it was my birthday and this lil fucker came out
They told the waitress at Texas Roadhouse that it was my birthday and this lil fucker came out

Memes,  Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Date someone who hates pickles so you always get 2 when you go out to eat
Date someone who hates pickles so you always get 2 when you go out to eat

Memes,  Pickle Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me after choosing where to eat
Me after choosing where to eat

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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Me looking at the menu knowing damn well Imma get the same thing I always get..
Me looking at the menu knowing damn well Imma get the same thing I always get..

Memes,  Drive Thru Jokes,  Fast Food Jokes,  
    
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