Restaurant Jokes

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When the waiter asks if they can take ur plate and u still got fries on there
When the waiter asks if they can take ur plate and u still got fries on there

Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  French Fry Joke,  
    
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McDonald's workers be like this when you get mad cause they ice cream machine down:

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah
McDonald's workers be like this when you get mad cause they ice cream machine down:

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah


Memes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  Fast Food Meme,  
    
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For the girlfriend that can't decide
For the girlfriend that can't decide

Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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Jesus: Table for 26 please.

Maitre'd: There's only 13 of you.

Jesus: But we're all going to sit on the same side
Jesus: Table for 26 please.

Maitre'd: There's only 13 of you.

Jesus: But we're all going to sit on the same side


Memes,  Jesus Christ Jokes,  
    
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At the restaurant:

Waitress: Hi, would u like a table?

Me: Not really. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for two please
At the restaurant:

Waitress: Hi, would u like a table?

Me: Not really. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for two please


Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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Hey, Coral

What's Glen's favorite restaurant?

Please, dad. Don't.

Popeye's, Coral! Popeye's!!
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Nicki: Plz say u spelled Hus name wrong on purpo
Hey, Coral

What's Glen's favorite restaurant?

Please, dad. Don't.

Popeye's, Coral! Popeye's!!


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Arnold Palmer- Making servers work slightly harder since 1929.
Arnold Palmer- Making servers work slightly harder since 1929.

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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We don't charge extra for guacamole
We don't charge extra for guacamole

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  Guacamole Meme,  
    
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when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the  not you trick
when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the not you trick


Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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Prisoner: I got a tattoo of a tear drop for every person I stabbed

Me: I got a tattoo of every restaurant when I filled the water cup with soda


Prisoner: *starts sweating*
Prisoner: I got a tattoo of a tear drop for every person I stabbed

Me: I got a tattoo of every restaurant when I filled the water cup with soda


Prisoner: *starts sweating*


Memes,  Prison Jokes,  Jokes About Tattoos,  
    
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How your waiter sees you when you ask for extra ranch dressing
How your waiter sees you when you ask for extra ranch dressing

Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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I don't like to pay to eat Chamorro food in restaurants

Because I can get it for free at home and at parties anyway
I don't like to pay to eat Chamorro food in restaurants

Because I can get it for free at home and at parties anyway


Food Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  Guam Jokes,  
    
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I called the white mans restaurant

They said I had to make a reservation
I called the white mans restaurant

They said I had to make a reservation


Native American Racist Jokes,  White Man Jokes,  
    
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The way Mexicans look at u when u say Chipotle is Mexican
The way Mexicans look at u when u say Chipotle is Mexican

Chipotle Jokes,  Funny Pictures Of Mexicans,  Funniest Mexican Jokes,  
    
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Gets your wisdom teeth pulled 

Family goes to your favorite burger joint
Gets your wisdom teeth pulled

Family goes to your favorite burger joint


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Funny Surgery Jokes,  
    
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