Restaurant Jokes

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Hey, Coral

What's Glen's favorite restaurant?

Please, dad. Don't.

Popeye's, Coral! Popeye's!!
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Hey, Coral

What's Glen's favorite restaurant?

Please, dad. Don't.

Popeye's, Coral! Popeye's!!


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Arnold Palmer- Making servers work slightly harder since 1929.

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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We don't charge extra for guacamole
We don't charge extra for guacamole

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  Guacamole Meme,  
    
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when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the  not you trick
when you're about to leave a tip and then you realize gratuity us already included

uh i think the not you trick


Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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Prisoner: I got a tattoo of a tear drop for every person I stabbed

Me: I got a tattoo of every restaurant when I filled the water cup with soda


Prisoner: *starts sweating*
Prisoner: I got a tattoo of a tear drop for every person I stabbed

Me: I got a tattoo of every restaurant when I filled the water cup with soda


Prisoner: *starts sweating*


Memes,  Prison Jokes,  Jokes About Tattoos,  
    
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How your waiter sees you when you ask for extra ranch dressing
How your waiter sees you when you ask for extra ranch dressing

Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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I don't like to pay to eat Chamorro food in restaurants

Because I can get it for free at home and at parties anyway
I don't like to pay to eat Chamorro food in restaurants

Because I can get it for free at home and at parties anyway


Food Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  Guam Jokes,  
    
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I called the white mans restaurant

They said I had to make a reservation
I called the white mans restaurant

They said I had to make a reservation


Native American Racist Jokes,  White Man Jokes,  
    
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The way Mexicans look at u when u say Chipotle is Mexican
The way Mexicans look at u when u say Chipotle is Mexican

Chipotle Jokes,  Funny Pictures Of Mexicans,  Funniest Mexican Jokes,  
    
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Gets your wisdom teeth pulled 

Family goes to your favorite burger joint
Gets your wisdom teeth pulled

Family goes to your favorite burger joint


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Funny Surgery Jokes,  
    
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When you ordered steak but got salmon, but you kinda like salmon too...
When you ordered steak but got salmon, but you kinda like salmon too...

Steak Jokes,  Ted Cruz Meme,  
    
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Ted Cruz always look like he has what he ordered but has a minor complaint
Ted Cruz always look like he has what he ordered but has a minor complaint

Ted Cruz Jokes,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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You know you are from New Mexico 

Most restaurants you go to begin with "El" or "Los"
You know you are from New Mexico

Most restaurants you go to begin with "El" or "Los"


New Mexico Jokes,  Funny Spanish Jokes,  
    
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Expensive restaurants be like....
Expensive restaurants be like....

Funny Pictures,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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employee admits to "pooping" in wendy's chili for over 2 years
employee admits to "pooping" in wendy's chili for over 2 years

Poop Jokes,  Gross Humor,  
    
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