Restaurant Jokes

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Iron Throne I built in work

So this is why my pizza takes 2 hours to get delivered
Iron Throne I built in work

So this is why my pizza takes 2 hours to get delivered


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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The hooters girls in the kitchen before they grab your food
The hooters girls in the kitchen before they grab your food

Memes,  Hooters Jokes,  Server Memes,  
    
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Why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
Why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

Memes,  Animal Rights Jokes,  Animal Cruelty Jokes,  
    
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I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family ha ha ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby
I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family ha ha ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby

Memes,  Lonely Jokes,  Funny Restaurant Slogans,  
    
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When the restaurant get my order worng....
When the restaurant get my order worng....

Memes,  Wwe Memes,  
    
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We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.
We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Remember, your server is not responsible for how long your food is taking to cook

Remember, your cashier is not responsible for the prices
Remember, your server is not responsible for how long your food is taking to cook

Remember, your cashier is not responsible for the prices


Memes,  Server Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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Guest: I'm ready to order.

Me: Great! What would you like?

Guest: Uh... well I want,,, hmm

Me:
Guest: I'm ready to order.

Me: Great! What would you like?

Guest: Uh... well I want,,, hmm

Me:


Memes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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What is the point of this?

Anyone else read this with two different voices in their head
What is the point of this?

Anyone else read this with two different voices in their head


Memes,  Water Jokes,  
    
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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

Memes,  Food Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

Memes,  Food Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Naive waitresses bringing home kitchen guys
Naive waitresses bringing home kitchen guys

Memes,  Waitress Meme,  Server Memes,  
    
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Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous
Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous

Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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When I see the healthy part of the menu
When I see the healthy part of the menu

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  Bird Box Memes,  
    
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Why is this not on the menu at every restaurant?
Why is this not on the menu at every restaurant?

Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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