Resume Joke

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A resume includes a list of your best qualities, skills and greatest achievements and is usually sent out to potential employers. In this section, you will find a resume joke or two about things most of us can relate to like using a professional sounding resume only email address on your resume as opposed to your daily I party all night email address. You will also find jokes about things like not being considered seriously because your resume is written in comic sans font.

Have you ever applied to your dream job and forgot to attach your resume? You will find these jokes and more in this section. While you are here do not hesitate to share your favorite images and rate them. We add more regularly so be sure to return to us again soon.
"Your resume states you want this job s your pockets can get fatter & she will call you daddy is that correct?"
"Your resume states you want this job s your pockets can get fatter & she will call you daddy is that correct?"

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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when you lie on your resume and still get the job
when you lie on your resume and still get the job

Memes,  Cat Funny,  Statue Jokes,  
    
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When u lied on ur resume and they start you off on day 1 with no training
When u lied on ur resume and they start you off on day 1 with no training

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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we need to hire the best marketing expert we can find.

your resume says you've won the nobel prize in marketing, and five olympic gold medals in the marketing biathlon. 

what's a marketing biathlon? 

you ski up to people w won't buy your crap and you sot them.
we need to hire the best marketing expert we can find.

your resume says you've won the nobel prize in marketing, and five olympic gold medals in the marketing biathlon.

what's a marketing biathlon?

you ski up to people w won't buy your crap and you sot them.


Biathlon Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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When you lied on your resume, but somehow still got the job
When you lied on your resume, but somehow still got the job

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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2 years experience in php, javascript, css

"I have 6 years of experience as a developer"
2 years experience in php, javascript, css

"I have 6 years of experience as a developer"


Memes,  Php Jokes,  Javascript Jokes,  
    
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i'm always packing

my updated resume
i'm always packing

my updated resume


Memes,  Resume Jokes,  
    
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Good guy Lowes asks for resume online

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Good guy Lowes asks for resume online

Pulls info from resume so no retyping needed


Memes,  Lowes Jokes,  
    
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Congrats on winning homecoming kind

Be sure to include that in your resume
Congrats on winning homecoming kind

Be sure to include that in your resume


Memes,  Homecoming Memes,  
    
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My dad asked for help sending his resume online and handed me this
My dad asked for help sending his resume online and handed me this

Funny Pictures,  Technology Jokes,  
    
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When you lied on your resume about being proficient at Excel
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When you lied on your resume about being proficient at Excel

Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  Lie Jokes,  
    
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If you wanted to get a job

You shouldn't have written your resume in Comic Sans
If you wanted to get a job

You shouldn't have written your resume in Comic Sans


Memes,  Resume Jokes,  Captain Hindsight (theme),  
    
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Whaddya mean I'm not koalafied?

Have you seen my resume?
Whaddya mean I'm not koalafied?

Have you seen my resume?


Memes,  Resume Jokes,  Surprised Koala,  
    
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We've pulled your resume....

& I see here you use to work for THOTS-R-US
We've pulled your resume....

& I see here you use to work for THOTS-R-US


Memes,  Resume Jokes,  South Park Memes,  
    
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When you see twerking 

Under skills on a resume
When you see twerking

Under skills on a resume


Memes,  Resume Jokes,  Twerking Jokes,  
    
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