Resume Jokes

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A resume is a document that should show your skills, qualifications and all that you have achieved thus far to potential employers. The resume jokes in this section will show you that resumes don't always put ones best foot forward. You will see jokes that say things like, "My resume is really just a list of things I never want to ever do again." which may be true for most people and "I hate when girls say "U probably say that to all girls" Bitch when u applying for jobs dont you use the same resume" and as bad as that sounds that makes perfect sense.

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Me when I gassed up my resume and I actually got the job
Me when I gassed up my resume and I actually got the job

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Employer: Says here on your resume-

Guy: I'm sorry, take this, this is my latest resume.

Employer: Did you just update your resume while I was reading it?

Guy: It has a better font now. I call it Resume1S

Employer: Welcome to Apple
Employer: Says here on your resume-

Guy: I'm sorry, take this, this is my latest resume.

Employer: Did you just update your resume while I was reading it?

Guy: It has a better font now. I call it Resume1S

Employer: Welcome to Apple


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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her: says here you can fight off gsts?

me: yeah

her: prove it

mel you're alive aren't you?

her: (mouthing) what the
her: says here you can fight off gsts?

me: yeah

her: prove it

mel you're alive aren't you?

her: (mouthing) what the


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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"Hey can you put together an in depth Excel spreadsheet? On your resume I said you were proficient."

Me:
"Hey can you put together an in depth Excel spreadsheet? On your resume I said you were proficient."

Me:


Memes,  Microsoft Jokes,  Jokes About Work,  
    
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Boss: Your resume is just pics of you petting dogs?

Me: That's correct.

Boss: [visibly excited] w-what's this little guy's name?
Boss: Your resume is just pics of you petting dogs?

Me: That's correct.

Boss: [visibly excited] w-what's this little guy's name?


Memes,  Boss Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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When the application asks you to upload your resume then it asks you to enter your work history right after.
When the application asks you to upload your resume then it asks you to enter your work history right after.

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When you lie on your resume so you actually have no idea how to do your job
When you lie on your resume so you actually have no idea how to do your job

Memes,  Lying Jokes,  Hide The Pain Harold,  
    
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When you upload your resume and very next screen asks for your employment history
When you upload your resume and very next screen asks for your employment history

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Can I list "eating" as a hobby on my resume?
Can I list "eating" as a hobby on my resume?

Funny Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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apply with your resume

now re-enter all that information and take a fifteen page survey
apply with your resume

now re-enter all that information and take a fifteen page survey


Memes,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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When you lied on your resume about being proficient at Excel
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When you lied on your resume about being proficient at Excel

Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  Lie Jokes,  
    
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If you wanted to get a job

You shouldn't have written your resume in Comic Sans
If you wanted to get a job

You shouldn't have written your resume in Comic Sans


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Whaddya mean I'm not koalafied?

Have you seen my resume?
Whaddya mean I'm not koalafied?

Have you seen my resume?


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We've pulled your resume....

& I see here you use to work for THOTS-R-US
We've pulled your resume....

& I see here you use to work for THOTS-R-US


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