Retard Jokes To Text

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So can we talk?

Talk about what?

US

Why u wanna talk about the United States?
So can we talk?

Talk about what?

US

Why u wanna talk about the United States?


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proof tupac is alive

bruh you alive ?

 yeah lol
proof tupac is alive

bruh you alive ?

yeah lol


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What I'd Julio is really retarded...

And we're just acting like he's normal
What I'd Julio is really retarded...

And we're just acting like he's normal


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i only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep which means i won't get pregnant and makes me a virgin
i only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep which means i won't get pregnant and makes me a virgin

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i'm naked under these clothes. i'm such a
i'm naked under these clothes. i'm such a

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roses are red, violets are blue. i don't know w to rhyme. .
roses are red, violets are blue. i don't know w to rhyme. .

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Mom: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? 
Me: I don't know, love you, talk to you later. 
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.
Mom: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.


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When eating food from a plate, I always start with whatever I like the least.
When eating food from a plate, I always start with whatever I like the least.

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Suddenly realizing you are giving a duck face when you're rocking out to a great song.
Suddenly realizing you are giving a duck face when you're rocking out to a great song.

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I re-do high fives if the first one wasn't good enough.
I re-do high fives if the first one wasn't good enough.

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I don't make typos, I make new words.
I don't make typos, I make new words.

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Heh..  I just put my laundry in the fridge.  Sometimes I think I'm retarded. ;P

Oh, I do that all the time!

Put laundry in the fridge?

No, think your retarded. :]
Heh.. I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded. ;P

Oh, I do that all the time!

Put laundry in the fridge?

No, think your retarded. :]



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Hey call me ASAP! I was watching the news and I saw that the short-bus flipped over and I know you don't like to wear your helmet... Are you alright?

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This is your cell phone. I sent you a text so you could pick up me from your pocket. Your ass smells like shit. Thanks for the air.

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