Retirement Humor

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Funny Retirement Quotes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Mattress

Cash

"This is how our new no risk pension scheme works."
Mattress

Cash

"This is how our new no risk pension scheme works."


Fraud Jokes,  Finance Jokes,  
    
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I'm retired!

Goodbye tension

Hello pension
I'm retired!

Goodbye tension

Hello pension


Funny Retirement Ecards,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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the only trouble with retirement...

you never get a  day off!

congratulations!
the only trouble with retirement...

you never get a day off!

congratulations!


Funny Retirement Wishes,  Jokes On Old Age,  
    
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Congratulations, you were tired so you retired.
Congratulations, you were tired so you retired.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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If Bob the builder retired,

Would his name just be Bob?
If Bob the builder retired,

Would his name just be Bob?


Bob The Builder Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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The pope is resigning due to his advanced age.

How adorable!
The pope is resigning due to his advanced age.

How adorable!


Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Pope Jokes,  Jokes About Old Age,  
    
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 aint retired from being a  boy yet.
aint retired from being a boy yet.

Memes,  Fuckboy Jokes,  
    
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I had to make some adjustments so your new retirement date is 2065
I had to make some adjustments so your new retirement date is 2065

Economist Jokes,  Funny Retirement Images,  Jokes About The Economy,  
    
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Instead of stopping us from working as Air-hostess at 50, they should have allowed us to serve passengers above 60
Instead of stopping us from working as Air-hostess at 50, they should have allowed us to serve passengers above 60

Memes,  Air Hostess Jokes,  
    
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I don't always fight in the UFC

But when I do, someone retires
I don't always fight in the UFC

But when I do, someone retires


Memes,  I Dont Always Meme,  Ufc Jokes,  
    
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Truth is

I am never going to retire
Truth is

I am never going to retire


Memes,  Brett Favre Meme,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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