Retirement Jokes

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Joe: So...any retirement plans?

Obama: For the last time Joe we're not opening a B&B called Barack and Biden

Joe: But do you see how the B&B could stand for "bed and breakfast" AND Barack and Bi0

Obama: Yes!
Joe: So...any retirement plans?

Obama: For the last time Joe we're not opening a B&B called Barack and Biden

Joe: But do you see how the B&B could stand for "bed and breakfast" AND Barack and Bi0

Obama: Yes!


Memes,  Little Johnny Jokes Obama,  
    
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This is me

Not caring about Kobe retiring
This is me

Not caring about Kobe retiring


Memes,  This Is Me Not Caring,  Kobe Bryant Jokes,  
    
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May the next few hours before your official retirement pass by faster than the five minutes after pressing the snooze button do!
May the next few hours before your official retirement pass by faster than the five minutes after pressing the snooze button do!

Funny Retirement Wishes For Coworker,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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I got your retirement papers 

Oh gotta be quicker than that!
I got your retirement papers

Oh gotta be quicker than that!


Funny Retirement Wishes For Coworker,  State Farm Meme,  
    
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''Well basically, after Y2K, the Rapture, and the Mayans, my retirement plan is pretty much dependent on an asteroid hitting the Earth.''
''Well basically, after Y2K, the Rapture, and the Mayans, my retirement plan is pretty much dependent on an asteroid hitting the Earth.''

Mayan Jokes,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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Retirement 

Stands for

'Really Tired Mentally'
Retirement

Stands for

'Really Tired Mentally'


Funny Retirement Images,  Funny Acronyms,  
    
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Congratulations! Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
Congratulations! Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Humor And Jokes,  
    
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"On my 65th birthday,  I'm going to lie down in a crop circle and wait for aliens to abduct me. That's my retirement plan."
"On my 65th birthday, I'm going to lie down in a crop circle and wait for aliens to abduct me. That's my retirement plan."

65 Year Old Jokes,  65th Birthday Jokes,  Aliens Jokes,  
    
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America losing 2 basketball legends to retirement this year
America losing 2 basketball legends to retirement this year

Memes,  Funny Basketball Memes,  Kobe Bryant Memes,  
    
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Dutch queen Beatrix retires after 33 years of being queen

That's cute
Dutch queen Beatrix retires after 33 years of being queen

That's cute


Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Queen Jokes,  
    
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My reaction when I ask my 25-year-old self

Why I didn't start saving sooner for retirement
My reaction when I ask my 25-year-old self

Why I didn't start saving sooner for retirement


25 Year Old Jokes,  Good Luck Charlie Meme,  
    
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I remember the 1st time

I threw 400 touchdowns

No, dolphins fans,

I cannot convince Dan Marino to come out of retirement
I remember the 1st time

I threw 400 touchdowns

No, dolphins fans,

I cannot convince Dan Marino to come out of retirement


Miami Dolphins Jokes,  Obama Jokes,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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When mum says you gotta retire from ball
When mum says you gotta retire from ball

Funny Before And After Pictures,  Funny Basketball Memes,  
    
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Guys, I'm coming back... again.
Guys, I'm coming back... again.

Memes,  Brett Favre Meme,  Brett Favre Jokes,  
    
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Retirement

On second thought, perhaps it was the right call.
Retirement

On second thought, perhaps it was the right call.


Demotivational Posters,  Brett Favre Meme,  
    
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