Retirement Roast Jokes

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[To retiree] We wanted to immortalize you by having your likeness made into a bronze statue, but its too expensive. So we have another gift that will give you the bronze look - this tube of suntan lotion.

Statue Jokes,  Jokes For A Roast  

[Retirement] I didnt realize just how long (Retiree) had been with the company until he was cleaning out his desk and found a stage coach ticket.

Good Come Back Jokes,  Funniest Roast Jokes,  Witty Insults  

Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

Clean Wife Jokes,  Retirement Jokes,  Retirement Humor,  

Retirement is just a nice way for the company to tell you that you're too old and that they have found more talented, youthful and skilled staff than you. Happy retirement.

Old People Insults,  Retirement Humor,  Funny Retirement Quotes  

Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Happy retirement.

Retirement Humor,  Funny Retirement Wishes  

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