Retirement Speech Jokes

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''Well basically, after Y2K, the Rapture, and the Mayans, my retirement plan is pretty much dependent on an asteroid hitting the Earth.''
''Well basically, after Y2K, the Rapture, and the Mayans, my retirement plan is pretty much dependent on an asteroid hitting the Earth.''

Mayan Jokes,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  Retirement Jokes,  
    
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''My retirement strategy was pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right.''
''My retirement strategy was pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right.''

End Of The World Jokes,  Mayan Jokes,  
    
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I could retire nicely if I could sell my experience for what it cost me.
I could retire nicely if I could sell my experience for what it cost me.

Relatable Posts,  Life Lesson Jokes,  
    
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I'd like to announce my retirement from trying to spell or pronounce Brett favre.
I'd like to announce my retirement from trying to spell or pronounce Brett favre.

Funny Ecards,  Stupid Jokes One Liners,  Funny Retirement Ecards,  
    
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Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

Clean Wife Jokes,  Retirement Roast Jokes,  Retirement Jokes,  Retirement Humor,  
    
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"And lastly, I look forward to starting my blog and blabbing about the last thirty years of office gossip."
"And lastly, I look forward to starting my blog and blabbing about the last thirty years of office gossip."

Retirement Humor,  Coworker Jokes  
    
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Currently, Social Security is on track to go bankrupt by 2037, Medicare even sooner, and future generations will spend their lives paying off the nation's massive debt.

But...HAPPY RETIREMENT
Currently, Social Security is on track to go bankrupt by 2037, Medicare even sooner, and future generations will spend their lives paying off the nation's massive debt.

But...HAPPY RETIREMENT


Funny Retirement Wishes,  Anti Government Jokes  
    
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