Richard Prince Jokes

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"I understand your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Can you imagine, two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write. "Yeah, she said, and he couldn't swim either."
"I understand your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Can you imagine, two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write. "Yeah, she said, and he couldn't swim either."

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Good news and bad news: A man walked into a doctor's office to get a check-up. After the examination the doctor says to the man, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is your going to die in a year and there's nothing you can do about it. The good news is I'm having an affair with my secretary.
Good news and bad news: A man walked into a doctor's office to get a check-up. After the examination the doctor says to the man, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is your going to die in a year and there's nothing you can do about it. The good news is I'm having an affair with my secretary.

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I've been married for thirty years and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.
I've been married for thirty years and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.

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"Five years ago my wife ordered me to quit smoking and boozing."

"Did it work?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen her in five years."
"Five years ago my wife ordered me to quit smoking and boozing."

"Did it work?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen her in five years."


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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friend went to his funeral in one car.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friend went to his funeral in one car.

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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. When she said she wanted a divorce, I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much money.
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. When she said she wanted a divorce, I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much money.

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Ladies and gentlemen a funny thing happened to me on my way to the microphone. I forgot my act. Another one, I just heard from Bill Bailey, he's not coming home.
Ladies and gentlemen a funny thing happened to me on my way to the microphone. I forgot my act. Another one, I just heard from Bill Bailey, he's not coming home.

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So then the ubquitous salesman said to the farmer, "Can you put me up for the night?" Whereupon the farmer said, "Sure, but you'll have to sleep with my son." "Good lord", said the salesman, "I'm in the wrong joke."
So then the ubquitous salesman said to the farmer, "Can you put me up for the night?" Whereupon the farmer said, "Sure, but you'll have to sleep with my son." "Good lord", said the salesman, "I'm in the wrong joke."

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a guy goes to a psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap. the psychiatrist says to the guy, i can clearly see your nuts. see your nuts you nut
a guy goes to a psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap. the psychiatrist says to the guy, i can clearly see your nuts. see your nuts you nut

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a usewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents, "what!" she exclaimed, "75 cents for tse small, tomatoes? well you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!" "i can't lady," replied the unhappy grocer, "there's a 95 cent cuber there."
a usewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents, "what!" she exclaimed, "75 cents for tse small, tomatoes? well you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!" "i can't lady," replied the unhappy grocer, "there's a 95 cent cuber there."

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