Rick Dad Jokes

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What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's

Two I's, Coral!
What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's

Two I's, Coral!


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  Rick Grimes Meme,  
    
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hey carl, did you hear that beth can't handle her liquor? 

sts just go right to her head!!

dad, please tell me you didn't say that joke to her...

i tught about it, carl.

but i was just worried it would just blow her mind...

it would blow her mind, carl!!
hey carl, did you hear that beth can't handle her liquor?

sts just go right to her head!!

dad, please tell me you didn't say that joke to her...

i tught about it, carl.

but i was just worried it would just blow her mind...

it would blow her mind, carl!!


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  Walking Dead Memes,  
    
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Hey Coral, what do you call cheese that's not yours?

Dad, stop.

Nacho cheese.

It's nacho cheese, Coral.
Hey Coral, what do you call cheese that's not yours?

Dad, stop.

Nacho cheese.

It's nacho cheese, Coral.


Memes,  Nacho Cheese Joke,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Carl what is Hershel's favorite restaurant?

IHOP Carl.

You cut off his leg.

IHOP...
Carl what is Hershel's favorite restaurant?

IHOP Carl.

You cut off his leg.

IHOP...


Memes,  Walking Dead Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Hey Coral why are chickens so bad at baseball? 

Please someone or something just end this...

Because they only hit foul balls

Please just let me die...

Fowl balls Corraaalll
Hey Coral why are chickens so bad at baseball?

Please someone or something just end this...

Because they only hit foul balls

Please just let me die...

Fowl balls Corraaalll


Memes,  Baseball Jokes For Kids,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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What's a pirates favorite letter Carl?

Argh, dad... stop

You may think that Carl

But a pirate's firs love is always the'C"

The sea Coral! The sea!

I didn't even answer your question...
What's a pirates favorite letter Carl?

Argh, dad... stop

You may think that Carl

But a pirate's firs love is always the'C"

The sea Coral! The sea!

I didn't even answer your question...


Memes,  Best Pirate Joke,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Hey Coral, do you know sign language? 

Dad not now.

You should learn. It's really handy.

Really handy Coral!

You only have one hand, dad.
Hey Coral, do you know sign language?

Dad not now.

You should learn. It's really handy.

Really handy Coral!

You only have one hand, dad.


Memes,  Hand Puns,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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- Do you know what there's no gambling in Africa? 

- I don't, dad...

- Because there are too many Cheetahs.

- Too many Cheethas, Carl!
- Do you know what there's no gambling in Africa?

- I don't, dad...

- Because there are too many Cheetahs.

- Too many Cheethas, Carl!


Memes,  Gambling Jokes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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They're breaking the law, you know why?

Because it's ill-eagle

Ill-eagle, Coral!
They're breaking the law, you know why?

Because it's ill-eagle

Ill-eagle, Coral!


Memes,  Eagle Jokes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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What time did the guy make his dental appointment for? 

Please, Dad...

Tooth-hurty.

Tooth-hurty, Coral.
What time did the guy make his dental appointment for?

Please, Dad...

Tooth-hurty.

Tooth-hurty, Coral.


Memes,  Teeth Puns,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Why was the pig afraid of the German?

He was the wurst.

The wurst, coral.
Why was the pig afraid of the German?

He was the wurst.

The wurst, coral.


Memes,  Pork Jokes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Those walkers are just dying to get in here!

Dying to get in here, Carl.
Those walkers are just dying to get in here!

Dying to get in here, Carl.


Memes,  Walking Dead Jokes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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I was eating my watch, Coral

I hate you, Dad

It was time consuming, Coral...

Time consuming!
I was eating my watch, Coral

I hate you, Dad

It was time consuming, Coral...

Time consuming!


Memes,  Time Puns,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Hey Carl, how do you sell a deaf man a chicken?

Hey! Want to buy a chicken?!
Hey Carl, how do you sell a deaf man a chicken?

Hey! Want to buy a chicken?!


Memes,  Deaf Humor,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Did you hear about the walker that had his enter left side chopped off?

Dad... stop.

He's all right now.

He's all right now, Coral.
Did you hear about the walker that had his enter left side chopped off?

Dad... stop.

He's all right now.

He's all right now, Coral.


Memes,  Body Parts Jokes,  Walking Dead Jokes,  
    
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