Rick Perry Jokes

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rick perry is balls deep

on corndogs
rick perry is balls deep

on corndogs


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Anybody seen Kyle? He's about this tall? Seen Kyle?
Anybody seen Kyle? He's about this tall? Seen Kyle?

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Governing is hard!

#Pouting perry
Governing is hard!

#Pouting perry


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Rick Perry reminds texans it's time to turn the clocks back.

Remember: one hour for men. 40 years for women.
Rick Perry reminds texans it's time to turn the clocks back.

Remember: one hour for men. 40 years for women.


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A texas governor

Because it worked so well the last time.
A texas governor

Because it worked so well the last time.


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Hey, Rick Perry!

Even I hate you.

Love, your imaginary friend
Hey, Rick Perry!

Even I hate you.

Love, your imaginary friend


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#Pouting Perry is #pouty at hogwarts

At least there's no black wizards at this table. Dang hogwarts affirmative action.
#Pouting Perry is #pouty at hogwarts

At least there's no black wizards at this table. Dang hogwarts affirmative action.


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There is only one reason why I won't seek another term as governor of texas.

I'm running for potus, y'all.
There is only one reason why I won't seek another term as governor of texas.

I'm running for potus, y'all.


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Climate change?

Not according to my contributors in the fuel industry!
Climate change?

Not according to my contributors in the fuel industry!


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At first I was like.

But then I was like.
At first I was like.

But then I was like.


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j/k i ing love
j/k i ing love



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rick perry

a rancher's son from rural texas, he came in search of the american dream.

and within the hallowed halls of austin, he found wealth, power and pion beyond his wildest dreams.

anti-science, anti-cice and anti-, he loved his guns and he loved his jesus.

but most of all, he loved his crony capitalism.

he was rick perry, but america will remember him by another name... dumb.
rick perry

a rancher's son from rural texas, he came in search of the american dream.

and within the hallowed halls of austin, he found wealth, power and pion beyond his wildest dreams.

anti-science, anti-cice and anti-, he loved his guns and he loved his jesus.

but most of all, he loved his crony capitalism.

he was rick perry, but america will remember him by another name... dumb.


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What would jesus do?

No, really, that's my national security policy
What would jesus do?

No, really, that's my national security policy


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i love 

cheney no
i love

cheney no


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why california businesses suld move to texas!

liberal gun laws (about the only liberal thing in texas)

minorities kept in line

no need for healthcare

more ault weapons

no hippies

more executions

no government, to speak of
why california businesses suld move to texas!

liberal gun laws (about the only liberal thing in texas)

minorities kept in line

no need for healthcare

more ault weapons

no hippies

more executions

no government, to speak of


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