Riddle And Joke

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What key has legs and can't open the door?

A turkey!
What key has legs and can't open the door?

A turkey!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving,  Turkey Joke,  
    
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Siri Joke,  Iphone 5s Jokes  
    
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Whats small and cuddly and bright purple?

A koala holding his breath!


Koala Bear Jokes,  Riddles Jokes  
    
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Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!


Jungle Jokes,  Cheetah Jokes,  Riddles,  
    
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A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"


Riddle Funny Jokes,  Funniest Tongue Twisters  
    
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Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.
Who is the man?

Answer to this riddle is simple - the man is my son.


Joke A Day,  Best Free Jokes  
    
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Its the beginning of start and space,
But never the end of finish
It happens twice in sensation
Once in sing and song
What am I?

The letter S!


Kids Riddles And Jokes,  Riddle Funny Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?

A: A rucksack.


Seat Belt Jokes,  Best Ford Jokes,  
    
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Q. How do you hide 5 notes from a Plastic Surgeon?

A. Trick Question - You can't.


Surgeon Jokes,  Trick Question Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.


Dead Person Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Cemetery Jokes  
    
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What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies?

A Killergran.


Murder Jokes,  Old Ladies Jokes,  
    
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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!


Football Humor,  Sports Humor,  
    
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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back


Cold Weather Jokes,  Weather Puns,  
    
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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!


Drink Jokes,  Workplace Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.


Question Humor,  Funny One Liners On Life,  Cheesy Jokes One Liners  
    
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