Riddle Funny Jokes

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What do you call a red lolipop?

A sugary stop sign.
What do you call a red lolipop?

A sugary stop sign.


Funny Ecards,  Riddle Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a bagpiper and a frog?

A. The frog might be getting a gig.


Bagpiper Jokes,  Frog Humor,  
    
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What happens when a frogs car breaks down?

He gets toad away.


Frog Puns,  Reptile Jokes,  Reptile Puns  
    
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Why do we have big noses?

Air is free
Why do we have big noses?

Air is free


Funny Big Nose Jokes,  Best Comedy Joke,  Jewish Nose Jokes,  
    
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Q. What does a bagpiper wear under his kilt?

A. Shoes and socks.


Bagpiper Humor,  Funny Lame Jokes,  Good Dumb Jokes  
    
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A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"


Riddle And Joke,  Funniest Tongue Twisters  
    
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The teacher said to her class, Does anyone know what is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
Little Sarah put up her hand and said, Its a blackboard, miss.


Jokes And Riddles For Children,  Jokes Riddles,  
    
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What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?

Nothing.


Funny Kid Jokes For School,  Free Funny Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.


Clever Questions,  Funny Questions Answers,  Sleep Humor  
    
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What letter is wet?
C!


Kids Riddles Jokes,  Daily Jokes For Kids  
    
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Its the beginning of start and space,
But never the end of finish
It happens twice in sensation
Once in sing and song
What am I?

The letter S!


Riddle And Joke,  Kids Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why did the Essex girl drown in the pool?

A. Someone stuck a scratch & sniff at the bottom.


Pool Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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Q. If an Essex girl and a Surrey girl jump out of an aeroplane at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?

A. The Surrey girl; the Essex girl would have to stop to ask directions.


Stupid Woman Jokes,  Skydiving Jokes,  Essex Girl Jokes,  
    
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