Riddle Jokes For Teenagers

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.


Jokes About Lawyers,  Bus Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a red lolipop?

A sugary stop sign.
What do you call a red lolipop?

A sugary stop sign.


Funny Ecards,  Riddle Funny Jokes,  
    
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If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5 what do you have...

That's right a black eye and a broken hand.
If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5 what do you have...

That's right a black eye and a broken hand.


Funny Ecards,  Bacon Puns,  
    
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Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?

A coffin.


Kid Humor,  The Best Jokes Of All Time  
    
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Where would you learn to make ice cream?

At sundae school.


Ice Cream Jokes,  Learning Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you always get on your birthday?

A: Another year older!


Birthday Puns,  Funny Birthday Jokes For Kids,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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Cannibal: Mom, mom, Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick

Mom: Well, you know what they say - you cant keep a good man down !


Cannibal Jokes,  Good Clean Jokes For Kids  
    
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How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.


Circus Puns,  Brain Teasers For Kids  
    
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!


Pirate Jokes,  Singing Jokes,  Best Pirate Jokes  
    
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What's the most musical part of a fish?

The scales!


Fish Joke,  Musical Puns,  
    
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What rock group has four guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore!


Band Jokes,  Good Jokes To Tell  
    
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What's the most musical bone?

The trom-bone!


Musical Puns,  Bone Puns,  
    
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!


Brain Teaser,  Good Jokes To Tell  
    
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What did the envelope say to the stamp?

"Stick with me and well go places."


Envelope Jokes,  Stamp Jokes,  
    
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Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.


White House Jokes,  Government Jokes For Kids  
    
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