Riddle Jokes Funny

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What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The letter M!


Jokes Of The Day For Kids,  Fun Jokes For Kids And Riddles  
    
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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

45. One to change the bulb and 44 to do the paperwork.


Light Bulbs Jokes,  Paperwork Jokes,  
    
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Whats a circus masters favourite type of cigarette?

A roll-up.


Circus Jokes,  Cigarette Jokes,  
    
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


Music Jokes,  Brain Teaser Questions  
    
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What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

A yam session!


Potato Puns,  Musical Puns,  
    
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Question: Where was the declaration of independence signed?

Answer: At the bottom of the page!


Independence Day Jokes,  Trick Question Jokes,  
    
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What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?

Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.


Wordplay Jokes,  Brain Teaser Riddles,  Funny Word Jokes  
    
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QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.


Congress Jokes,  Jokes On Government,  
    
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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.


Ghost Jokes,  Letter Jokes,  Good Halloween Jokes For Kids  
    
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

"Ive become attached to you."


Envelope Jokes,  Stamp Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did Donovan McNabb cross the road?

A: To get to the hospital on the other side.


Cross The Road,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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Q: How many New York Jets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!


Light Bulbs Jokes,  New York Jets Jokes,  
    
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.


Light Bulb Jokes,  Politician Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?

A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.


Funny Suicide Jokes,  Brain Teaser Riddles  
    
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Q: If a buttercup is yellow then what color is a hiccup?

A: Burr-ple!


Random Jokes,  Color Jokes  
    
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