Riddle Jokes

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What kind of dogs are these, they make me nervous like if I talk to them they'll speak back but only in riddles
What kind of dogs are these, they make me nervous like if I talk to them they'll speak back but only in riddles

Memes,  Funny Question Jokes,  Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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Why was the result when a piano fell down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor!


Piano Jokes,  Instrument Jokes,  
    
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What girls name is like a letter?

Kay


Brain Teasers For Kids,  Alphabet Jokes,  Best Jokes Ever For Kids  
    
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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!


Football Jokes,  Sports Humor  
    
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Q: What do you call an New York Jet with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.


Superbowl Jokes,  New York Jets Jokes  
    
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Q: What's the difference between an New York Jets fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


New York Jets Jokes,  Funny Brain Teasers  
    
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Q: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?

A: Because it lost its petals!


Bike Puns,  Flower Jokes,  Flower Puns  
    
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Q: What did the nose say to the kleenex?

A: I'll blow you away!


Nose Puns,  Funny Question And Answer Jokes,  Nose Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What do you call a lighthouse without a light?

A: A darkhouse!


Light Jokes,  Beach Jokes,  Funny Riddles And Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Q: What do you name a pair of watch dogs?

A: Timex and Rolex!


Dog Puns,  Short Animal Jokes  
    
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Q: Why did the clock go back in time?

A: So he could go back for seconds.


Clock Jokes,  Time Jokes,  Funny Joke Riddle  
    
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Whats the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out.


Sin Jokes,  Funny Joke Riddle  
    
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Q. What is the difference between an Essex Girl and a Cream Egg

A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg!


Egg Puns,  Essex Girl Jokes,  
    
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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.


Bicycle Jokes,  Biker Jokes,  Bike Humor  
    
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Q. What did the Essex girl say when asked "ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

A. "No, but I've been swung around by the tits."


Essex Girl Jokes,  Breast Jokes,  
    
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