Riddles And Funny Jokes

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Q:

What animal can jump higher than a house

A:

Any animal - a house can't jump.
Q:

What animal can jump higher than a house

A:

Any animal - a house can't jump.


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  House Jokes,  
    
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A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?
KAPPITS (4)
Chesus: the code is different duh
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Tori: He code was different
nadan: valeshka
A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?


Trick Joke Questions,  Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Clever Humor,  
    
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You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.2

What am I?
KAPPITS (1)
Bae_nie357: Your back
You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.2

What am I?


Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Jokes And Riddles For Kids,  Jokes N Riddles For Kids,  
    
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The more places I be, the less you can see.

What am I?
The more places I be, the less you can see.

What am I?


Funny Jokes And Riddles,  Jokes Riddle,  
    
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How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?

Jokes Or Riddles For Kids,  Funny Jokes Or Riddles,  
    
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How much can't could a white girl can't if a white girl literally couldn't even...?
How much can't could a white girl can't if a white girl literally couldn't even...?

Funny Jokes,  White Girl Humor,  Question Jokes,  
    
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What's 4 inches long and two inches wide and drives women crazy?
What's 4 inches long and two inches wide and drives women crazy?

Memes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Clever Photos,  
    
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Q: How do you get a clarinetist out of a tree?

A: Cut the noose


Instrument Jokes,  Witty Jokes,  Band Puns  
    
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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot !


Football Puns,  Sports Humor,  
    
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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.


Jokes Riddles For Kids,  Vampire Jokes,  Duck Puns,  
    
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?

A : Rain


Rain Jokes,  List Of Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?



Funny Joke Riddle,  Jokes N Riddles For Kids,  Riddles,  
    
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Q: How did one Jack-o-lantern make himself happy?

A: He cut a smile out of his face!


Halloween Humor,  Pumpkin Jokes For Kids,  Pumpkin Puns  
    
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Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?

A: A dead ringer!


Salesmen Jokes,  Ghost Jokes,  
    
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