Riddles And Jokes

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Why is a mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay
Why is a mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay


Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Raciest Mexican Jokes,  
    
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Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?

To the nut-house.


Squirrel Puns,  Children Jokes And Riddles,  Funny Jokes For 6 Year Olds,  
    
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What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.


Valentine Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes Kids  
    
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Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?

To stay away from the nuts on the ground!


Squirrel Puns,  Jokes And Riddles For Children,  5 Year Old Jokes  
    
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What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?

An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.


Elephant Joke,  Squirrel Puns,  
    
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What did the girl squirrel answer back?

"You're nuts so bad yourself."


Squirrel Puns,  Riddles Jokes  
    
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What has two ends, two rings, and a little nail in the middle?

(Scissors)


Children Jokes And Riddles,  Little Kid Jokes  
    
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Teacher asks her class, Does anybody know what starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?

Little Benjy puts up his hand and says, A teapot, miss.


Short Jokes For Kids,  Riddles For Children,  Teacher Jokes For Kids  
    
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There are thousands of people on a ship and the ship turns a corner and there wasnt a single person on the ship. Why was that?

Because they were all couples!


Boat Jokes,  Great Kids Jokes,  Jokes About Couples,  Funny Couples Jokes,  
    
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What's green, Has 4 legs, and would kill you if it fell from a tree?

A pool table.
What's green, Has 4 legs, and would kill you if it fell from a tree?

A pool table.


Chicken Memes,  Funny Riddles And Jokes For Teenagers,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme)  
    
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Q: What do you call an Cleveland Cavaliers player with a championship ring?

A: A thief.


Nba Jokes,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What does FUBU stand for?

Farmers Used to Beat Us -OR- Farmers Used to Buy Us


Farmer Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest?

He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun - in ten - did.


Pun Jokes,  Punny Jokes,  Great Puns,  
    
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Q: What do Arizona and Arizona State students have in common?

A: They both got in to Arizona State


Arizona State Jokes,  Arizona Jokes,  
    
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