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You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.2

What am I?
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You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.2

What am I?


Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Jokes And Riddles For Kids,  Jokes N Riddles For Kids,  
    
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Why did the clown cover his ears when he walked by the hen house?

He didn't want to hear the fowl language.


Clown Jokes,  Ear Puns,  Brain Teaser,  
    
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Q: What kind of a dog loves to take a bath?

A: A Shampoodle!


Bath Jokes,  Dog Puns,  Bathing Jokes,  
    
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Q: Where does a vampire take a bath?

A: In a batroom!


Vampire Puns,  Bat Jokes,  Bath Jokes,  
    
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When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!


Ape Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  Zoo Jokes,  
    
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Question: Whats the smallest part of a Ferrari?

Answer: The owners brain.


Car Puns,  Brain Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three Honda owners buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Honda Jokes,  Cement Jokes,  Car Puns,  
    
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Q: How did the WTA know that Martina Hingis was using cocaine?

A: She tried to snort the service line!


Cocain Jokes,  Drug Puns,  
    
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What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.


Bee Jokes,  Insect Puns,  Death Jokes,  
    
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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.


Bee Jokes,  Insect Puns,  Phone Humor,  
    
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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.


Death Jokes,  Clock Jokes,  Time Puns,  
    
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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.


Watch Jokes,  Time Jokes,  Hand Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!


Phone Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  Bug Puns,  
    
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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister


Weather Jokes One Liners,  Storm Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why is the sand so quiet?

A: Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh."


Beach Jokes,  Sand Jokes,  Water Puns,  
    
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