Riddles Joke

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What weighs more, a ton of butter or a ton of feathers?

They both weigh a pound.

Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Riddles Jokes,  Cute Cheesy Jokes  
    
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Sock Puns,  Clown Jokes,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is the difference between a Jets fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Baby Puns,  Fan Jokes,  Sports Humor,  
    
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Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

A: Open toad!

Shoe Jokes,  Frog Jokes,  Toad Jokes,  
    
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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because pot holder was already taken.

Roach Jokes,  Bug Puns,  Insect Puns,  
    
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Q: How do you know you have upset god?

A: When he sends you to rehab permanently!

God Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Rehab Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?

A: A wheelbarrow

Ford Jokes,  Car Puns,  Brain Teaser,  
    
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Q: How can they improve a Ford bakkie?

A: Put a Toyota engine in it.

Car Jokes,  Ford Joke,  Riddle Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the hens get thrown out from the boat rave?

A: Because they was taking eggs to sea.

Chicken Puns,  Boat Puns,  Sea Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?

A: To buy a car.

Ford Joke,  Car Puns,  Old Car Jokes,  
    
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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Blind Jokes,  Eye Puns,  Silly Jokes,  
    
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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Bar Jokes,  Police Jokes,  Cop Humor,  
    
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Worm Jokes,  Gum Jokes,  Nasty Jokes,  
    
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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Clock Jokes,  Jail Jokes,  Time Puns,  
    
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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

"You've got some crust."

Apple Jokes,  Pie Jokes,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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