Riddles Jokes

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You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?
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Zulekha: Second place
You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

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What weighs more, a ton of butter or a ton of feathers?

They both weigh a pound.


Riddles Joke,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Cute Cheesy Jokes  
    
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Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?

A. Moving targets are harder to hit.


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What's black and white and red all over?

The zebra I just mauled lolz
What's black and white and red all over?

The zebra I just mauled lolz


Funny Riddles And Jokes,  Zebra Jokes  
    
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Whats small and cuddly and bright purple?

A koala holding his breath!


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What did the girl squirrel answer back?

"You're nuts so bad yourself."


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If you have only one match and you are entering in the dark room where are one candle, one lantern and one fire place, what will you inflame first?

The match.


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What is good for your soul but not your soles?

Dancing!


Soul Jokes,  Dancing Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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Q. What is Obama's favorite lunch meat?

A. Mao Tse Tongue.


Obama Jokes,  Food Puns,  Obama Humor,  
    
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Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?

A: 'Cause everyone gets a turn.


Door Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the spider get a job in I.T

A: He was a great web designer!


Job Humor,  Work Jokes,  Spider Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!


Donkey Jokes,  Butt Humor,  
    
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Q: What is one room a ghosts house doesnt need?

A: A living room!


Ghost Puns,  Home Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do little ghosts drink?

A: Hot evaporated milk!


Ghost Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  Milk Puns,  
    
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Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?

A: Boonanas and Booberries!


Ghost Jokes,  Cereal Puns,  Food Puns,  
    
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