Riddles & Jokes

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A mother is 21 years older than her child. In 6 years the mother will be 5 times older than her baby.

Where is the father?
A mother is 21 years older than her child. In 6 years the mother will be 5 times older than her baby.

Where is the father?


Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Fun Trivia Quizzes,  Fun Trivia Questions,  
    
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Compliment Jokes,  Stick Jokes  
    
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What do you call a vampire junkie?

Count Drugula.


Vampire Puns,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?

The weatherman.


News Jokes,  Funny Brain Teasers  
    
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got behind in his orders...


Meat Jokes,  Meat Puns,  Butt Humor,  
    
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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.


Driving Jokes,  Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes,  
    
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What's big and gray, sings, and wears a mask?

The Elephantom of the Opera.


Cute Animal Puns,  Singing Puns  
    
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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?

I'd rather have him chase the tiger.


Dog Puns,  Tiger Jokes,  Lame Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did the picture say to the wall?

A: Ive got you covered!


Jokes About Pictures,  Wall Jokes,  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?

A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.


Wife Jokes One Liners,  Funny Question Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why do women have small feet?

A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.


Feet Jokes,  Women In The Kitchen Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a guy with a blue penis?

A tight-fisted wanker.


Guy Jokes,  
    
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What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both whip around your anus looking for klingons!


Toilet Paper Jokes,  Bathroom Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between having your hand down the front of a politicians trousers, and driving a Volvo?

You would feel a much bigger prick in a Volvo!


Car Puns,  Question Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

By rearranging the living room furniture!


Helen Keller Jokes,  Furniture Puns,  
    
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