Riddles Or Jokes

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If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, who would win?

The cabbage would, because it's a head.


Cabbage Jokes,  Head Puns,  Race Jokes,  
    
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Why are flowers so lazy?

Because they always stay in bed.


Flowers Jokes,  Garden Puns,  Bed Puns,  
    
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Q: What sort of crime is it if a neck-beard commits murder?

A: A fedoral offense.


Crime Jokes,  Hat Jokes,  Beard Jokes,  
    
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Q. What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?

A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


Supermarket Jokes,  Stupid Woman Jokes,  
    
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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow?


Phone Jokes,  Phone Humor,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.


Vampire Puns,  Snail Jokes,  
    
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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

A starredvark!


Aardvark Jokes,  Astronaut Jokes,  
    
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What kind of dance do mothers like best?

The Mom-bo.


Dance Jokes,  Mother Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?

Am I exhausted!"


Car Jokes,  Good Jokes To Tell  
    
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Q: What did the wizard say to the hotdog vendor at the ball game?

A: A dog with plenty of sorcerer!


Wizard Jokes,  Fairytale Jokes,  
    
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's.


Snake Puns,  Snake Humor,  Hand Jokes,  
    
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Q: What room can you not go into?

A: A mushroom!


Mushroom Puns,  Funny Questions,  
    
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Q: What kind of table has no legs.

A: A multiplication table.


Furniture Jokes,  Great One Line Jokes  
    
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Q: What did the belly button say just before it left?

A: Im outtie here!


Body Parts Jokes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen do nuts .


Nude Jokes,  Nudist Jokes,  Guy Jokes,  
    
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