River Jokes

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What do you call small rivers in Egypt?

Juveniles
What do you call small rivers in Egypt?

Juveniles


Egypt Puns,  Geography Puns,  
    
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If the Grand Canyon was formed by river erosion over millions of years...

Why isn't every single river a grand canyon?
If the Grand Canyon was formed by river erosion over millions of years...

Why isn't every single river a grand canyon?


Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Grand Canyon Jokes,  
    
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remember, always dump your dead oker on an outgoing tide.
remember, always dump your dead oker on an outgoing tide.

Funny Life Advice,  Funny Advice Quotes,  
    
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Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river
Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river


Poker Puns,  Poker Jokes,  
    
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You know you're from Memphis when:

You just call the Mississippi "The River."
You know you're from Memphis when:

You just call the Mississippi "The River."


Funny Jokes,  Memphis Jokes,  
    
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when you white but the river  with you heavy
when you white but the river with you heavy

Memes,  White People Jokes That Are Funny,  Lol Comedy,  
    
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?!#$@!!

beaver ing a river
?!#$@!!

beaver ing a river


Beaver Jokes,  Beaver Puns,  So Much Pun,  
    
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Pollution made the river

Intoxicated
Pollution made the river

Intoxicated


Meme,  Pollution Jokes,  10 Guy Meme (theme),  
    
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Thinks the only notable quality of a river is

The banks
Thinks the only notable quality of a river is

The banks


Memes,  Bank Puns,  
    
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Caulk the wagon and float it

Or attempt to ford the river?
Caulk the wagon and float it

Or attempt to ford the river?


Funny Dog Captions,  Water Jokes For Kids,  Funny Cute Jokes  
    
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A river dredging project was to undergo an in depth audit.

Pun One Liners,  Pun Jokes,  Funny 1 Liners,  
    
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Question: river Ganges flows in which state?

Answer: Liquid state!


State Puns,  Funny Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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Kayaks in tributaries 

Rivers are too mainstream
Kayaks in tributaries

Rivers are too mainstream


Boat Jokes,  Hipster Jokes List,  Hipster Barista (theme)  
    
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What runs downhill, but never walks, and never goes uphill?

A river.


Best Kids Jokes Ever,  Funniest Kids Jokes,  9 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.

Bridge Puns,  One Liner Jokes,  Best Jokes To Text  
    
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