Roast One Liners

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this  dresses for church, the club, the gym and to slay vampires
this dresses for church, the club, the gym and to slay vampires

Memes,  Funny Diss Quotes,  Best Roasting Jokes,  
    
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why this  look like a wii character
why this look like a wii character

Memes,  Wii Jokes,  
    
86%

terrance ward look like the only  at the yu-gi-oh tournament
terrance ward look like the only at the yu-gi-oh tournament

Celebrities Jokes,  Celebrity Disses,  Funny Anime Memes,  
    
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When he was young, he sowed his wild oats. Now his wild oats are shredded wheat.

Best Roast Jokes,  Rude Insults,  Rude Puns,  
    
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I want to tell you, people like [Roastee's name] don't grow on trees. They usually swing from them.

Best Rude Jokes Ever,  Monkey Puns,  Monkey Jokes One Liners  
    
67%

I wouldn't say he's ugly, but when he was born the doctor turned him over and said, Look, twins.

Funny Rude Insults,  Ugly Insults  
    
80%

His solar panels are aimed at the moon.

Moon Puns,  Big Ear Jokes  
    
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His parents loved him right from the start. When he was just one day old, his mother said, What a treasure. And his father said, Yeah, let's bury it.

Ugly Baby Jokes,  Cemetery Jokes  
    
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I wouldn't say he's hairy, but when he was born, his mother almost died of rug burns.

Good Rude Jokes,  Humour One Liners  
    
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If brains were lard, he'd have to boil his bacon.

Rude Jokes To Text,  Humour One Liners  
    
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I wanted to check his family tree, and it cost me $5,000... $1,000 to look it up, and $4,000 to hush it up.

Best Rude Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Family  
    
100%

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His train of thought derailed at the station.

Train Puns,  Funny Mean Sayings  
    
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I don't like him - and I always will.

Hate You Jokes,  Rude Insults  
    
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I don't want you thinking he's an alcoholic. He's not. He can go hours without touching a drop.

Rude Offensive Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol  
    
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His teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

Teeth Joke,  Star Jokes,  Amazing Jokes One Liners  
    
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