Robber Jokes

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Me waiting for y'all yo start posting gifts so I know which house to hit up
Me waiting for y'all yo start posting gifts so I know which house to hit up

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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robber: i'll steal everything

me: [thinking] u won't steal my heart

robber: u look stunning btw

me: [under breath]
robber: i'll steal everything

me: [thinking] u won't steal my heart

robber: u look stunning btw

me: [under breath]


Memes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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Media: Ryan, truth or dare?

Lochte: Truth

Media: Did you actually get robbed?

Lochte: Dare
Media: Ryan, truth or dare?

Lochte: Truth

Media: Did you actually get robbed?

Lochte: Dare


Memes,  Liar Jokes,  Ryan Lochte Meme,  
    
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Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery
Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery


Memes,  Hilarious Pick Up Lines,  
    
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When Monday is inching closer by the minute and a life of organized crime isn't sounding so bad
When Monday is inching closer by the minute and a life of organized crime isn't sounding so bad

Memes,  Crime Jokes,  Funny Pug Images,  
    
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Great job FedEx guy. Robbers totally won't notice that there's a package under my doormat.
Great job FedEx guy. Robbers totally won't notice that there's a package under my doormat.

Sarcastic Pictures,  Fedex Jokes,  
    
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why do blondes make awful bank robbers?

because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
why do blondes make awful bank robbers?

because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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fire alarm.

fire extinguisher.

burglar alarm.

burglar extinguisher
fire alarm.

fire extinguisher.

burglar alarm.

burglar extinguisher


Memes,  Gun Meme,  Weapon Jokes,  
    
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All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!
All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!

Nutcracker Jokes,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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You can't hide your powerball winnings

I will find you
You can't hide your powerball winnings

I will find you


Powerball Meme,  Liam Neeson Meme,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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 be like

imma rob this
be like

imma rob this


Raccoon Meme,  
    
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waiting on everybody to pos their gifts like
waiting on everybody to pos their gifts like

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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Keep posting

Then gifts
Keep posting

Then gifts


Memes,  Christmas Gift Meme,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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that face when

somebody braggin about w much money they got
that face when

somebody braggin about w much money they got


Memes,  Your Face When Jokes,  
    
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